Gotham x reader

The Cafe

I just Decided to use this Random picture I have. This is also long. This was requested by AaliyahStevens9
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As the police exited the little restaurant. You came up from under the table while saying, "geez there's a lot of gum under here". You sat back down pointing you're gun at your uncle. "I'm glad that those flat foots didn't check under the table uncle Zack". You pulled a piece of gum out from underneath the table and put it in your mouth. "There has to be some kind of health violation or something". After that you decided to put on some music from the beatbox (idk what it's called). You started to snap your finger to it. Then you put your finger in the soup and tasted it. "Too cold" You put your finger in the other soup and said, "Too hot". You groaned in pain a little. You dipped your finger in the third bowl of soup and said, "just right". You sniff the soup and made a satisfied grunt. Then you said, "you could always cook up a storm unk, I remember back in the circus we used to dare each other to sneak into the junk wagon, still one of your cookies or two, and now that reminds me of my favorite meal you ever cooked". You smiled. "You remember that time you caught me trying to sneak a snickerdoodle, that soup you made that thing". You kissed the air. "Mamma Mia". You look out the window and back at your uncle and said, "what was the special ingredient again?" You Uncle didn't respond. "Oh right, it was my hand, the one you dumped into a boiling pot of chicken stock". Your uncle smiled while you felt irritated and angry. "That smell, it was....". You smiled. "Mouth watering". You laughed. "Almost as good as this" You we're about to take a bite until your uncle said, "That's a good story niece but aren't you curious about the soup". You frowned and said , "don't tell me it's poisoned". Your uncle smiled and laughed. "Not at all", he said. You take a bite and make a satisfied noise. "You had me worried there for a second uncle". "I set up three bowls of soup niece, so I have enough for all my guests". You looked down at the table and back up at your uncle. You pull out your gun while your uncle's guard grabs your wrist and smacks the gun out of your hand. The guard grabs you by your neck while your uncle laughs. The guard pushes you against the table while your uncle says "You remember from a strong man's day at the circus, then I heard you broke out and I knew you'd be headed here so I invited good old long for some supper". You struggled trying to get away from the grass while your uncle continued to talk. "just right suppers for him, the cold is for me, I always loved gazpacho". Your Uncle laugh why you still tried to struggle out of the guards grip. "The two hot that's for you niece". Your uncle put the soup in the microwave and heat it up. He laughs again while you hear the bubbling noise of the soup in the microwave. Your uncle opened the microwave and pulled out the soup. The guard pulled you to the floor and forced you to go on your knees. As you almost got out of the grasp the guard grabbed you again. "No", you yelped. As your uncle walk to you he said, "here niece have a taste of one of my three soups". Your uncle laughed while you tried to struggle out of the guards grip. Your uncle started to pour the burning hot soup on your mouth. Your mouth burn while your uncle said, "my sister had the wrong idea with keeping you around she should have put you in a sack with some rocks and dropped you in the river". You started to choke while your uncle poured the rest of the burning hot soup in your mouth. You started to cough while your uncle told the guard too put you out of the burning misery you were dealing with. That's when Bruce Wayne walked into the mini restaurant. Your uncle and the guard looked at Bruce while you were still choking on the hot soup. Bruce looked at you and said, "what the hell are you doing?". Your uncle told Bruce to get out of there. Bruce stood in a heroic way and said no. Your uncle turned around and said, "look kid I appreciate a concerned citizen and all but this is Y/n Kyle the psycho who broke out of Arkham tonight and what we're doing is giving her what she deserves". Bruce got irritated by this. "No one deserves that". You still choking on the soup and tried to say. "you tell them". Your uncle yelled at you to shut up. Bruce immediately said stop and walked a little closer and said, "call the police and they'll come for her". Your uncle felt irritated by that and told the guard to let you go. The guard let go of you and let you drop on the floor. Then your uncle said to get rid of the kid. The bodyguards start to walk towards Bruce Wayne and Bruce fought back. While Bruce and the guard were fighting you put a gun to your. "Look who you left lying around, that's enough reliving old memories uncle Zack". You pushed the gun to his jaw. "Now tell me what I want to know Uncle Zack" Your uncle was shaking and said, "I don't know anything". You frowned. "Too bad we are out of soup". You looked around and then saw a container of bleach. You smiled. "I wonder what else is on the menu". You grab the bleach and walk back to your uncle. You open the bleach and said, "here comes the airplane". He started to make airplane noises and you were about to pour the bleach in your uncle's mouth until he said I'll tell you. "She picks any dishes, the school is ST. Ignatius". You put the bleach on the counter and said, "Got it". Then you said "Lost it, write it down". Your uncle grabbed a pen out of his pocket and wrote it down. He watched as Bruce tried to beat up The bodyguard. Your uncle gave you the paper and you said, "thanks it's been great catching up Uncle Zack, be really brought back to the other helpless childhood". You could hear Bruce being pushed against table making dishes knock over. "See you around, except the opposite", then you shot your uncle in the head and killed him. You turned around and saw Bruce was being choked out by a big pool and then you clapped. "Poor billionaire Bruce Wayne My Savior wow I did not see that one coming". You winced in pain and touched your lip and winced again. "No with uncle's activating just never stop they went on and on and nobody ever helped me..., ever", you said and kinda zoned out. "Then that makes a man Wonder what the hell is wrong with you". You laughed. "The only thing funnier than you saving my life would be if I saved yours". He pointed the gun at The bodyguard ready to shoot him but then Bruce blurted out and no. "No..., Wait won't it be funnier is if you were choked to death by the guy that you saved me from yeah, yeah we'll do that instead" you said. You laughed and a few minutes later grabbed frozen peas and put it on your lip waiting to see if Bruce could choke out the bodyguard. You laughed while saying, "I could watch this all night Bruce". You just kept laughing while Bruce and the guard was fighting. That's when your sister Selena used her whip to grab the gun out of your hand. You looked at her weirdly and surprised that she did that. Selena looked at The bodyguard and said, hands off big boy". That's when Bruce took a chance to smack the guard beside his head with a metal pipe. "Still don't need my help Bruce" you look back and forth between your sister and Bruce. Only name the gun at you. All Bruce said was Selena. "Selena huh well isn't that a nice name", you said even though she was your sister. Selena prepared the gun to aim and shoot at you. Bruce said Selena then you said, " no no no no, she's not that kind of girl". She looked at you dead in the eye and said, "wrong answer freak". You pointed your finger instead, "now that's funny cuz" You hid behind a mini wall well Selena tried to shoot at you. Bruce freaked out and ran towards Selena. You laughed while Bruce tried to stop Selena from shooting you. Bruce ended up pushing Selena and he ended up falling with her. When he felt he was towering over her as they both breathe heavily. You looked at them and said, "oh, all right see yah crazy kids later..., chow" then you ran out of the building.
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I hope you like and sorry it took forever and it probably is bad but I tried.