anime characters x blackreader

Sasuke uchiha

"Bitch shut up fah I fuck up ya other eye" i said jumping at sasuke making him flinch.

"You been mean all day y/n talk to me" "aww I was playing baby but fr if you leaving come back soon yk ion play that" I said packing him a lunch.

Sasuke was leaving today for who know what and being pregnant wasn't no better. 2 kids with a dead beat ass daddy was the life.

"I promise I'll be back soon before the brat even born and stop telling my daughter I went buy her gift I'm tired of stuff animals" he said coming behind me kissing my neck.

"Don't go dying on me baby okay?"

He didn't answer me but kissed my forehead to reassure me he was okay. "Maybe if you stop calling me a 'deadbeat' every chance you get".

I smiled walking him to the living room to sit for a couple secs and talk. "Well be here for our daughter more..ik you have responsibilities but when you decided to place 2 kids in me that became me and hopeful your main responsibility"

"I care about all 3 of yall and I'm sorry you deserve to have a easy life...not rolling over and talking shit about me" he said smirking.

"Mm you bet not be cheating on me with them girl out thea...you so fine baby" "why cheat when I can just leave you y/n uchiha? The name isn't something for me to just past around be grateful"

I looked at him shocked because this nigga just told me..

"GRATEFUL!? Boy spwm I had you side eyeing me and gave you hope in yo fights" I laughed.

"That's true..at the verge of dying I always see your face making me wish to die faster" "baeee stoop now you just hurting my feelings now" I said making him let out a slight laugh.

He started rubbing my cheek before kissing my forehead. This sasuke was rare for anybody to see so I was happy I even seen it. "I love you more than anything dumbass, been here for as long as I can remember" he said having his forehead on mines.

"Yo breath stank but I love you more my love! Such a nice specimen if you ask me" "I'm leaving"

He said standing up before i jumped on him.

"Your 6 months pregnant i will be here before 8 months and stay for how long I can"

"I admit I'll miss you baby like uhhh just give me head assum before you go please"

He blushed at my words making me get down causing me to laugh my ass off.

"You can't just say that y/n your a lady" "with hell of horny needs that my husband should fulfill"

"Mommy" our daughter said at the top of the stairs.

She was a image of itachi somehow which made sasuke have suspicions about me. He also wasn't complaining because she reminded him about his brother.

"D/n its late get in bed" "no"

Sasuke eyes went wide and i held in a laugh because I told her tell him no as a prank before he leave.

"D/n?" "I SAID NO DEADBEAT"

i fake shocked at her words because sasuke didn't play that disrespectful stuff.

"Ya Damn brat! I said go to bed or I'll put you in my damn self" "PUT ME IN THEN"

To say she was a 4 year old she was a good ass actor. "Bae wait!" I said running after sasuke seeing his eye changed.

"Don't piss me off tonight!" He said grabbing her arms

"It's a joke I'm sorry papa" she said pouting making sasuke face calm a bit but still visible that he was pissed.

"Bae it was a prank now let her go" "no matter if it's a prank don't teach her these things y/n" he said bending down kissing her forehead.

"By the way what's a dead beat? Mommy always call you that so I guessed it was a good name"

He laughed at confused face before picking her up walking towards her room with me following him.

"Well darling a dead beat is a mother who always on their husband ass all day"

"Papa you sweared give me coins now" she said holding her arm out.

He placed her on the bed before digging in his pocket to give her a coin. "You take care of this coin"

"If Naruto stop coming to get her ramen everyday it will be full sas"

He tucked her in kissing her head and watched her while she was falling asleep. He then walked out and hugged me slightly grabbing my ass.

"Perv" "nomore kids I'm done with them" he said chuckling in my ear.

"Pull out game weaker then kiba plz get help horny boy" "Didn't you date kiba?-"

I looked up at him shock still in his arms because where the hell he got that.

"NIGGA NAH! It was shikamaru but you came back and I fell for you again"

I grabbed his cheek kissing his face then his lips giving him a passionate kiss. He added his tongue while grabbing my curls  pushing my head more into the kiss. He groaned into the kiss before breaking it and giving me a hug.

"Comeback home to us okay baby in a perfect shape! No cuts missing eye, balls, finger, to-" "shut up"

"Fuck you talking to" I said walking after him seeing him walk out the house. "You annoying y/n" I chased after him seeing him leaving to go.

"Bae wait"

He kept walking and I got tired so I stopped and watched him with a smile.

"Im go whoop yo ass when you come back okay" "OKAY I LOVE YOU" he yell back with a smile.

I laughed and yelled it back before seeing him disappear.

"My man a accident deadbeat wow" i smiled locking my door.

Being a uchiha ain't for the weak small hoe!