Chapter 5

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"Should we wake them up?"

"Nah, they're too cute."

"But it's almost noon!"

"Take a picture!"

"Fine." I hear a faint shutter, then the next thing I know, there is a child jumping up and down on my bed.

Also known as Louis.

"RISE AND SHINE! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! THE CLOUDS ARE GATHERED AND THE RAIN IS FALLING!"

"Beautiful, my arse." I mumble and hit Louis' ankle causing him to fall off with a thud. I hear two different laughs and I peep one eye open and see Niall and Harry nearly on the floor.

"I'll get you for that, Miss Collins." The muffled voice on the ground finally speaks. I grunt in response and try to go back asleep. Liam's body is warm against mine, so I decide to move closer to him to gain that warmth. Next thing I know, someone pulls the covers off. Another person grabs my feet, so I cling onto the headboard, holding on with all my might.

"If you want to keep your baby-making parts, I'd suggest you stop that." I fiercely tell them.

"Boys, don't stretch the girl out." Liam orders.

"My hero." I say sarcastically, causing them all to chuckle. I release from the headboard and turn over with a huff.

"You just have to do this." Next thing I know, I'm being craddled in Liam's arms and brought downstairs.

"Why couldn't you have went and bugged Zayn?" I ask, annoyed. Niall snickers.

"If you want to try, be our guest."

"Fine." I stomp up the stairs to the loft and lay down next to Zayn.

"Zayn," I coo. Hm, that's not gonna work. I poke him a few times on the cheek. LIGHTBULB!

"Zayn, I have something important to tell you." He stirs a bit. Here goes nothing.

"ZAYN! OH MY GOD! HARRY STOLE ALL YOUR HAIR PRODUCTS! THEN HE THREW THEM OUT AND THE GARBAGE MAN IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! YOU BETTER GO SAVE THEM!" That should do it.

"HARRY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" He darts up, runs down the steps, and sprints out the door, into the freezing rain. I look down at the boys who are laughing their bums off. I bounce down the stairs and run into the kitchen, acting as if nothing happened.

"And the grasshopper has become the student." Louis bows like a sensei, so I return it.

"DARCEY!" I hear Zayn shout.

"I'm not here!" I whisper then crawl into the pantry.

"Where is she? Look at my hair now!" I hear him whimper.

"She's.... Upstairs." I hear Niall reply, simply. He's really an awful liar.

"Uh-huh. Sure she is. Where is she? I have to give her a huge bear hug."

Um. No. I hear a few whispers and next thing I know, I'm carried out of the pantry.

"Payback for knocking me off the bed!" Louis states, puts me down, then runs out of the kitchen. ,

"No! Zayn no! Get away!" I plead as he walks towards me with his arms open.

"NOOO!" I scream. He engulfs me into a hug.

"Great. Now I'm wet." I deadpan. Harry snickers loudly.

"NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT!" I yell at him.

"But, the way you said it!" He replies between laughs. I roll my eyes at him.

"I call dibs on the shower!" I exclaim.

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