»𝐿𝐼𝐹𝐸𝐿𝐼𝒢𝐻𝒯« || Bakugo x reader || they/them

-Fake Date with Bakugou.

{PLEASE I NEED TO WRITE THIS RIGHT NOW BC I'M LISTENING TO AN EDIT AUDIO AND I CAN'T HELP IT- THIS IS JUST FOOD FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STAYED WITH THIS BOOK--- Minor TW- swearing}
{Editing this now that I'm 17, probably will rewrite it, but if you're here and can't take swearing just leave. It's Katsuki.}

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You ran through the crowded street, staying under as many awnings as possible. It was raining; although you liked the rain, you didn't really like getting wet that much. Oh, and you forgot an umbrella. It was forecasted to be sunny, so you went out to buy an outfit for the event that was going to happen later today- fifteen minutes from now, actually.

Let's give you some more context for that, actually. Bakugou had asked you to go on this 'fake date' with him a couple of days ago. He had found out his favorite restaurant(he hated to admit it, but you knew how much he liked it.) was giving discounts for any couples who ordered and ate in their shop. Why he asked you, you had no idea, but you agreed to go anyways.

Hey, anything for free food, right? And today had started as a perfectly sunny day- hardly a cloud in the sky, so you expected it to be fine if you didn't take an umbrella with you. Boy, were you wrong. It was currently raining like hell, and you were getting yourself soaked. As you got to the corner of the street, you spotted Bakugou standing there with his orange umbrella, waiting impatiently. You slowed down as you reached him, tapping him on his shoulder. He looked over at you and started to speak. "Finally. I've been waiting here for a fucking hour."

You rolled your eyes and told him, "You told me to meet you here at six. Plus, it started raining out of nowhere. Now I'm all soaked, and isn't that just great?" You finished, sarcastically, attempting to get some water out of the fabric sticking to your body.

He examined your clothes for a split second. "Pity," he said, rolling his eyes and handing you a white umbrella, looking out at the street. "Since I knew your stupid ass wouldn't look at the forecast, I went and bought you an umbrella. Just- take it," He said as you grabbed it hesitantly, "because there's no way in hell I'm sharing an umbrella with you. Now come on, we'll miss the deal." He began to walk away before you opened your umbrella, leaving you to follow him across the street.

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You both stepped under the awning and closed your umbrellas. You looked into the shop, then at Bakugo. "I think we'll have to actually act like a couple to get the discount." You told him.

Bakugo groaned loudly. "Ugh, I guess we do. Just walk next to me or something, I don't know." He said as he started to walk in; you promptly followed him in.

The person at the front desk greeted the two of you with a smile. "Hi, welcome to Kosuke Ramen! How may we be of service?" She asked.

"We're here for the couple's discount," Bakugo answered.

The person quirked an eyebrow. "You guys don't really look like a couple."

You whispered "Told you so." to Bakugo before taking his hand in yours. "C'mon KitKat, you said you wouldn't act like this in public anymore." You said with semi-false sweetness, but Bakugo could hear the taunting in your voice.

'Fine, I'll play your games.' He thought. He looked at you and said, "Heh, sorry [name], I guess showing affection in public is still new to me," while rubbing the back of his neck with his other hand.

{A/N: THROWS UP WHY DID I MAKE HIM CALL READER [NAME]-CHAN. NEASTY.}

You grinned at the apologetic tone he'd forced into his voice, not thinking he'd play along. However, you decided to make him work for his spicy food. "Well then, why don't you give me a kiss then, to make up for it?" You asked, pointing to your face.