I'm just an ordinary schoolgirl!!1!1! uwuwuw

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y/n ran to her highschool as fast as she could, her limbs flailing behind her like promotional noodlemen. She ran so fast and hard that your mom would be impressed.

Someone in the crowd with a huge black cap yelled out at her "Hey! go slower!"

Another person cried out "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!" 

y/n took no notice of the haters, and sped right past the crowd faster than speed.

She shoved over an elderly strudel of a man, his face saggy as a dirty diaper. He had shit on his face, plain and simple jonathan. 

The man yelled out several profanities, chasing after her with his mulberry wood cane. y/n's blue orbs widened in fright.

"WHY DID THIS SCENE TURN INTO ACTION???!!??!?!" She squealed aesthetically. 

Suddenly, she ran into a muscular wall-

oh wait. It washot. Really, really hot. 

"OH EM GEEEEE!!!!!!11@!!!11!1!!!!!"y/n cried, stunned in amazement. This guy was SMOKING HOT. 

wait.

HE WAS ACTUAL FUCKING FIRE

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