Toys and Explosions - Bakugo (Co-written by @kiyoayash)

Toys and Explosions

Bakugo approached the quiet looking girl, a scowl on his face. "Oi shithead." He shouted at her, her jumping slightly. "Oh..Hello, Bakugo." The girl stood up quietly, stopping her recording of her YouTube video. "The hell're you doing anyway?" the girls face scrunched into a slight scowl, "I'm recording for my new LPS series episode and you're interrupting me." She stood up from her desk. Bakugo's face seemed to twist as the girl stood up to her full height, she towered over him at 7'9. "The hell.." Bakugo uttered softly as the girls face dissapeared into the horizon as he looked up at her.

"LEAVE! YOU'RE RUINING MY RECORDING" the girl demanded, she suddenly grabbed Bakugo's puny body with her wide palms and picked him off the ground. She then crouched down to open the small doorway and dropkicked Bakugo out of the room. Bakugo's entire body lunged forward as the door slammed behind him. His ego was so entirely destroyed, that tears began to form in his eyes. "How old is that kid, anyway?" Bakugo whined, seeing her mother at the doorway. She smiled apologetically, "she's very proud of her Youtubing, y'know...she's about 12." Bakugo's tears began to pour.

"I-I'm sorry mother-san. I-I just can't help but cry at the thought of being a LPS Tuber. Y'know, I once wanted to be a LPS Tuber too b-but..." Bakugo couldn't finish his sentence. The pain flowing through his body was too much. He had kept his feelings bottled for too long. "It's okay Bakugo. Use your words" LPS Tuber's MILF of a mum said, comforting him.

"It's just...I-I'm too much of a sussy baka uwu" Bakugo said pouring his heart out.

LPS Tuber's mother leads Bakugo to the couch and laid his head on her lap, petting his NASTY & CRUSTY porcupine looking hair, comforting him. The young LPS Tuber stormed out of her room only to be confronted with the scene in front of her. "EOMMA, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!!" LPS Tuber screamed in agony. "HOW DARE YOU PET THAT PORCUPINE OF A FUCKER'S HAIR? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR LITTLE UWU" she cried screaming for her MILF MOMMY. LPS Tuber mum stood up quickly, hitting Bakugo's wittle baby head uwu in the process, causing him to pass out. Bakugo could hear the cries and screaming as everything turned black whispering "I thought I was your little pog champ mommy..."

Bakugo woke up, his little head hurting as he felt dandruff fall down his face owo. "W-WHERE AM I?" he screamed, his canon quirk making him very scary? idk how it works lol. He'd found his hands tied behind his back, his baby hands burning up from the range of it all. He appeared to be in a warehouse but he wasn't exactly complaining. After all, the last time he'd been in a warehouse was with Kazuha from Genshin Impact and BOY DID THAT FEEL GOOD 🥵. His thoughts were interrupted when he felt an absolute mommy of a woman come through the door...LPS Tuber's mother!! Bakugo sighed in relief as he felt himself relax knowing that she could free him.

His head still FUCKING BLEEDED on the floor as he tried to recall what happened before. Yet something was terribly wrong...LPS Tuber Mommy, I-I mean mother uwu strode towards him. That's when Bakugo noticed her eyes had a strange glint to them and she still didn't say anything at all like- tf? "LPS Tuber mum...what happened?" She said nothing as she finally stood before him. She leaned down into his ear making Bakugo moan 😳 slightly uwu baka onii chan.

"Ara ara~ you fool...I'm not LPS Tuber's hot mum...I'm somebody you should be referring to as STEP mum" she winked at him. Bakugo could feel his quirk get hot but he wasn't mad at all. She was still hot after all kekw. "Now come, step son, let me take you to our first date...the washing machine."

And so, Bakugo left the warehouse with his new seering step mum and forgot about LPS Tuber and her mother because he has amnesia lmao.