Chapter one- Oh hell No!
Michael was having a bad day, week, month, life? Sure in theory after the play things should be great. Jeremy was popular so that makes Michael popular by association.
Turns out Michael Mell isn't cut out to be popular! He feels peoples eyes on him all the time, hears them gossiping in the hallways about him. Michael hates it, all he wanted was for things to go back to the way things should be, to his comfort zone. Him, Jeremy and Apocalypse of the Damned.
Michael hides out in the boys bathroom, his new safe place, he knows how pathetic that is. Michael in the bathroom all by himself yet again but....No one bothered him here.
He could be alone with his thoughts for a short while. He had a chance to gain back the ability to breath. Michael takes a drink of the Mountain Dew in his backpack and swallows a "pain killer". He closes his eyes and sits against the door.
Breath in,
1-2-3-4
Hold,
1-2-3-4-5-6-7
And out,
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
It almost sounded like someone else was was counting with him but he locked the bathroom door and no one came here unless they are planning to get high.
Michael hesitantly opens his eyes to find Keanu Reeves?? Stareing down at him. "What the fu......"
Michael yell was cut of by the knock off Keanu Reeves hand covering his mouth "I wouldn't do that if I was you Mell"
Michael licks his hand. Not Keanu pulls his hand back with a look of pure disgust. "...and I thought Jeremy was a problem child and let's he doesn't do that disgusting habit, do you know how many germs are on a human hand Mell!!"
Michael eyes go wide and he stumbles around trying to stand up as fast as he can and points a finger in not Keanu face "OHHHH HELL NO, GET OUT OF MY BRAIN YOU KNOCK OF I-PHONE!!"
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