Who Commits Arson With You?
(don't actually do this guys)
Requested by: 1-800-BANDIT
wow im back from the dead
Aries ♈︎- Hong Kong 🇭🇰, because China wasn't being nice :(
Taurus ♉︎- Chad 🇹🇩, y'all just wanted to be "chad"🤚
Gemini ♊︎- Kazakhstan 🇰🇿, even some of the nicest countries have bad days
Cancer ♋︎- Slovenia 🇸🇮, well, Slovenia was the first country to declare independence from Yugoslavia..
Leo ♌︎- Indonesia 🇮🇩, this was y'all's definition of "having a good time"-
Virgo ♍︎- Latvia 🇱🇻, why not?
Libra ♎︎- Nepal 🇳🇵, living in the one of the most natural disaster prone areas isn't very helpful
Scorpio ♏︎- Lithuania 🇱🇹, you two joined Virgo and Latvia
Sagittarius ♐︎, Taiwan 🇹🇼, same reason as Aries and Hong Kong
Capricorn ♑︎- France 🇫🇷, révolution!
Aquarius ♒︎- Azerbaijan 🇦🇿, oh look, a repeat of 1918 and 1920
Pisces ♓︎- New Zealand 🇳🇿, what did you do to the child 😢
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Countryhumans Zodiac (Less Cringe Version)
FanfictionA re-written, hopefully at least slightly less cringe version of my previous CH zodiac book
