Who Adopts You
I'm back from the dead....for, at this point, the 15 time
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Aries ♈︎- Russia 🇷🇺
Taurus ♉︎- Romania 🇷🇴
Gemini ♊︎- Syria 🇸🇾
Cancer ♋︎- Germany 🇩🇪
Leo ♌︎- Switzerland 🇨🇭
Virgo ♍︎- South Korea 🇰🇷
Libra ♎︎- Brazil 🇧🇷
Scorpio ♏︎- Spain 🇪🇸
Sagittarius ♐︎- UAE 🇦🇪
Capricorn ♑︎- Poland 🇵🇱
Aquarius ♒︎- UK 🇬🇧
Pisces ♓︎- Egypt 🇪🇬
Who kidnaps you and puts you back up for adoption to troll the country that adopted you
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Aries ♈︎- Turkey 🇹🇷
Taurus ♉︎- Hungary 🇭🇺
Gemini ♊︎- America 🇺🇸
Cancer ♋︎- Denmark 🇩🇰
Leo ♌︎- No one because everyone is too terrified of Switzerland 🙂
Virgo ♍︎- North Korea 🇰🇵
Libra ♎︎- Portugal 🇵🇹
Scorpio ♏︎- France 🇫🇷
Sagittarius ♐︎- Iran 🇮🇷
Capricorn ♑︎- Poland hid you in her basement, you're safe..for now 🤨
Aquarius ♒︎- Ireland 🇮🇪
Pisces ♓︎- Israel 🇮🇱
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Countryhumans Zodiac (Less Cringe Version)
FanfictionA re-written, hopefully at least slightly less cringe version of my previous CH zodiac book