Countryhumans Zodiac (Less Cringe Version)

#28

Back from the dead..again.

tomfoolery (joke chapter)

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Aries ♈︎- you and Taiwan 🇹🇼 sing 'Fortnite Battlepass' to annoy China 🇨🇳 💀

Taurus ♉︎- you listen to Serbia 🇷🇸 say that half the universe is actually Serbian 😐

Gemini ♊︎- you listen to France 🇫🇷 rant about how she is totally not related to Sarvente from fnf 

Cancer ♋︎- "North Macedonia 🇲🇰 is not a sovereign state and is actually part of the Bulgarian Empire 🥱"  -Cancer and Bulgaria 🇧🇬 

Leo ♌︎- you watch as Benin 🇧🇯, Moldova 🇲🇩 and Nauru 🇳🇷 argue who is the most irrelevant country on earth 

Virgo ♍︎- you spam Russia 🇷🇺's inbox with 'Rock Raise Eyebrow' GIFs because he said something sus

Libra ♎︎- you emote on America 🇺🇸 after you killed her in some fps game with a toxic community

Scorpio ♏︎- you doze off as Turkey 🇹🇷  explains how he is actually 100% European 

Sagittarius ♐︎- you Will Smith slap Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 after he said Armenia 🇦🇲's 1918 flag looks the lbgtq+ flag

Capricorn ♑︎- you went to visit Australia 🇦🇺 💀

Aquarius ♒︎- you cringe internally as North Korea 🇰🇵 explains he is "100% most powerful country in the world and how he will nuke the American west"

Pisces ♓︎-you listen to Britain 🇬🇧  explain how 1/4 of the world still belongs to him

this chapter might be slightly offensive but ok