Barry B Benson x Bread x Shrek x Obama

Chapter Cinque - Øbämã Çâré

Obama POV

I finally got home from the wedding. It was quite an interesting event. Shrek was a very shrexy man. I wonder if he's a fan of Dr Dre like me.

I went to put the flowers in a vase, but I found a $19 fortnite card, who want it? Being the epic gamer I am, I logged onto Fortnite and redeemed the code written in ketchup. The code didn't work. This was no bueno.

I put the numbers into my phone, and Shrek popped up.

"Hey baby girl, what's poppin'? How's my discord kitten doing uwu?" Shrek asked.

"Let's get married owo XD" I replied.

"Yee yee," Shrek answered.