Sanders sides mini stories

Remus x Patton 😏😏😏

MY GOD, THIS BOOK IS OLD AND CRINGY!!! But here's something I wrote earlier

Remus is unbelievably bored. Janus is solving a murder in Roman's kingdom with Logan, Roman is freaking the fuck out that there was a murder in his kingdom and Virgil is too busy taking care of his millions of spider friends. It seems like the only one he could mess with is Patton. All Patton is doing is watching Rapunzel on the couch. 

Remus pops up in the living room behind the couch, he looks over to see Patton simply watching the movie. Now... what could he do to annoy Patton? He knew that sometimes Patton's emotions could GREATLY increase whatever will happen next, like if he's SUPER angry, chances are he'll convince someone to throw someone off a roof. It's pretty damn impressive actually... So he can't get to Patton TOO much. So what did he do?... 

"Oh Patton!~" Remus comes out from behind the couch and sits next to the happy pappy. "Oh! Heya Remus! Did you want to watch Rapun-" Remus shushed Patton, placing a finger on his lips. "Oh Patton... I didn't come here for movies.." Remus's hand met with Patton's ass as he gripped it softly. Patton's face soon become a bright pink as he looks at Remus with a sudden realization. "O-Oh! R-Remus this is... uhm.." Patton didn't know what to think or do, did they honestly want this?... Or was this just Remus messing with them? It's obviously unclear, I mean come on! This is Remus we're talking about!... But... Just incase Remus DID want him... 

... 

Patton shoves both his hands onto Remus's chest and pushes him down onto the couch, now straddling him. Grabbing Remus by his shirt collar, he brings him up and whispers into his ear is a deep voice, "If you want me, you can always ask Remus~" Remus shivered at that, his dick immediately jumping up. 

And then Janus and Logan pop up, Logan in his Sherlock Holmes outfit while Janus is wearing the generic Detective outfit but in black and yellow. 

"I CONCLUDE!!! That Remus Sande-....." Logan stops mid sentence when he sees the two. Patton, straddling a apparently hard Remus. Logan looks over at Janus who looks back at him with a dumbfounded look. 

Oh boy... 

This is gonna take A LOT of explaining... 

(Okay so- what Logan was gonna say is; :I CONCLUDE!!! That Remus Sanders is responsible for the murder of Gusto Larv!!!". Ah yes, Remus is the murderer, what a surprise)