Shaman Secrets - A Mighty Boosh Fanfic

Hotel

They landed on the outskirts of a small town near the mountains where the witch was known to live. The two walked in together, keeping an eye out for anything unusual. They went straight to the nearest hotel.

“Can we get a room?” Naboo inquired.

“Two rooms,” Saboo corrected.

“Yeah, right.”

The desk woman gave them a knowing smile. “Would you like connected rooms?”

The two swapped looks.

“Yeah, sure,” Naboo said with a shrug.

The woman gave a childish giggle and handed them their keys. “See you around.”

“Yeah, sure,” Naboo repeated, a bit downcast.

“What an odd woman,” Saboo said, as they walked away.

“Yeah. Think the witch has got to her?”

“No, no,” Saboo said. “Far too stupid.”

“She could be acting.”

“Perhaps. As long as you keep your mouth shut, it won’t matter who’s a spy or not.”

Naboo rolled his eyes. “This is me,” he said, referring to the door they were in front of.

“And this one here is mine,” Saboo said.

“Well, what should we do now?” Naboo asked. They hadn’t really planned this through.

“Well,” Saboo said, in charge. “We should settle in, and then interview the citizens for information.”

“Right then,” Naboo said, too tired to bother complaining or adding anything.

Saboo looked at him suspiciously. “This is no joking matter.”

Naboo rolled his eyes. “Sure. Whatever. I’ll see you in a few hours then.”

Saboo opened his mouth to complain, but Naboo had already entered his room and slammed the door behind him.