Elsa: I AM CALLING THE POLICE
Aeryn: I-I did NOT do that-
Elsa: I SAW YOU DROP KICK THAT BABY OFF A BRIGE
Aeryn: NO-
Elsa: I HATED THAT CHILD BUT IT WAS AN INNOCENT CHILD
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Fransis: why is there blood on your shirt
Mia: there was a flying baby
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Me: WHY AM I GETTING FIRED?
Maddie: BECAUSE YOU KILLED ALL THE OTHER EMPLOYEES
Me: i remember burning down a kroger, not killing everyone-
Maddie: THIS IS A COSTCO
Me: oh.
*long pause*
Me: is that a camera?
Maddie: Yes, so i have the proof to EXPOSE YOU
Me: NO WAIT. YOU KILLED EVERYONE. YOU KILLED ME TOO!*drops on the floor*
Maddie: I did?
Me: YES*picks up phone and dials 911*
Me: bye
