❥kurapika x almond cookie

chapter six; a date

   "YASSSSSSSSS!" kurapika screamed after the phone call. "I'M GOING ON A DATE!"

   changing in a tuxedo, he went over to a popular coffee shop in town, namely the magic school of coffee magic. 

   "hello, may i have your order?" a waiter asked him.

   "um. . . i'm waiting for someone. . . we're on a date, you see."

   "alright. let me know when they're here then." kurapika nodded and waited for almond. while he was bored, he took out his phone and watched some black butler on netflix.

   "hey. i'm here now." kurapika looked up to see almond cookie in a wrinkly suit that smelled like mothballs.

   "you look. . . quite nice, almond." a blush appeared on his cheeks.

   "you look quite beautiful yourself, kurapika."

   a cookie in regal white armor with the name MADELINE COOKIE on their tag came over to their table. their assistant, who had KRIS on theirs, wrote down their order.

   "hey. . . don't i know you from somewhere? 'all mold cookie' or 'all moss cookie,' wasn't it?" madeline suddenly asked almond.

   kris seemed interested at 'moss.'

   "uhhh. . . it's detective almond cookie, of the magical emergency handling department." almond declared, not sounding too confident.

   madeline wrinkled his nose, but kept his composure. "kris, have you taken their orders?"

   kris nodded their head.

   "i must speak to espresso about this." he muttered to himself. "let us go. . . kris."

   when they left, kurapika raised an eye at almond. "you know that guy?"

   "no," almond replied. "have no idea who he is."

   "he did mention someone named espresso. . . perhaps you are familiar with them?"

   almond started to sweat, but didn't reply. suddenly, a caped figure appeared from behind them.

   "my, my. are you talking about me?"

   almond slowly turned around to see. . . espresso cookie.  

   "who. . . is this?" he stood over them, quite imitating, awaiting their answer.

   "this. . . is. . ." almond was a loss for words, looking sheepishly between the two pretty men.

   "so it's true. you have been cheating on me." his eyes held a devilish gleam to them, and kurapika was both shocked and afraid.

   "well, um, you see. . ."

   "tch," was espresso's only reply, and he walked away. "come, madeline. . . let us go elsewhere."

   madeline looked like he was having the time of his life as he and espresso walked away hand in hand.

  kurapika looked shocked. "you cheated on someone. . . just for me?"

  "yes," almond replied. "because i love you."

   and so, they shared a kiss on their first date, and almond farted almond peel shell powder while doing so.