A new kid comes to quirky y/n's school and y/n starts falling for him but there friends don't approve of him. Shrek and bill nye are y/n's childhood friends that have been fighting over y/n since they meet her so when the new kid came into the pictu...
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Y/n was extremely excited and waited for Donkey after school and yes she always carries this outfit in her backpack as her quirky self. "Hey." It was donkeys manly voice from behind her. He was in a manly pink suit as shown below.
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"Why his leggs so hairy but not his arms?" Said Hailey which was a rat now like a cool kid. Moths where welling up in y/n's stomach and rats because she's not like the other girls.
Y/n put on her best UwU face while donkey put on his best OWO face because yes. "You ready?" Donkey asked offering his hand out for y/n to hold. "U-umm y-yeah." The rats and moths where growing, literally. Y/n took his strong hand and he lead her to the place for the date. Little did she know that Bill Nye and Shrek had a plan.
When Bill Nye found Shrek early when he ran away Shrek got emo black hair and a nose ring with eyeliner around his eyes. He was listening to Chemical Romance like the little emo Baka he was Bill Nye asked "We need a plan to get rid of this Donkey." Without knowing Bill Nye took a step closer and stepped on Shrek's little emo baka table. "Oh no, our table. It's broken!" Shrek said revealing his tears and his hidden feeling for y/n somehow
Bill Nye felt bad and helped him put it back together. "Thanks." Shrek flipped his hair out of his face really emoly. "Donkey and y/n are going on a date after school so if we ruin the date maybe he'll back off." Shrek's plan was very clever and was exactly what Bill Nye was looking for.
Donkey lead y/n to a escape room because he learned at school that an escape room equals the equation Sussy Baka so it was the obvious best choice. The host locked them in the room and left to get Mcdonalds. Since y/n is a quirky girl and a baddie dressed like a softie she knew exactly what to do. "If (4200 - 69) + ($ = happiness) = depression then that means-" y/n was about to finish until she got interrupted by Donkey "the keys in the toilet!" Donkey ran to the toilet to see a shiny key. "I'm pretty good at Gen Z math." Donkey said while grabbing the key out of the toilet. "So you must know that (a person + berries and cream) = a-" y/n was interrupted again by Donkey " A little lad Who loves berries and cream, yes I love that equation the most." Donkey unlocks the door and they leave together, is what they thought.
