Before y/n could say anything about the key a group of people where let in by the host, who had a happy meal with etra happy from McDonalds. Y/n knew instantly who they where. "I came here cause a green guy and some science dude told me that there was anime and chicken nuggys." Hailey was dead serious. "Bark Bark." Addison added to Hailey's remark.
Hailey and Addison were friends but not the ones y/n was worried about. "Hey Y/N!" Emma said y/n's extra viciously because that's what bullies do. Emma walked in with two girls following behind her. Brittany and Jessica, her minions I would say as cruel as Emma but Emma always bullies me 😔...that's what classy quirky girls say, right? Hold up is that what it says on the script? Yeah? All right don't worry we're good continue, sorry for the hold up.
Emma walked over to donkey and pulled him in for a kiss but since donkey gotta fat ass and is also a baddie he pushed her away clearly mad. "Hey hey look at me, I'm here don't worry." Y/n held his face in her hands like the quirky girls to do in the movies. Ima be honest, I could make donkey yeet y/n into oblivion but hear me out. He yeets Emma and her minion- and before the narrator could finish, exactly that happens.
"Hey I want to tell you something.." donkey was staring at the floor. "I really like hanging out with you and- " before donkey could finish his sentence y/n pulled him into a kiss... all happy endings must come to end, right now.
Emo Shrek walks in with a hot topic gun in his left hand and a emo wedding ring for y/n in the other. "Hey y/n would you be my wifey-" Shrek just stared into donkeys eyes. Running into the room was Bill Nye and if you wondering Hailey and Addison are barking at the wall. "Y/n-" "i should probably go" donkey was heading to the door until Bill Nye blocked him. "No no no no no...I.... Love you!" Shrek yelled tears and mascara running down his thick green cheeks... not like that
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Y/n's choice
RomanceA new kid comes to quirky y/n's school and y/n starts falling for him but there friends don't approve of him. Shrek and bill nye are y/n's childhood friends that have been fighting over y/n since they meet her so when the new kid came into the pictu...