It was a few hours before I decided to come out again. I came out at around moonrise, or about 7:30 for you humans. The humans were all on the couch playing video games. Some game with guns and cars and planes. Anyway, I took this chance to go to the pantry again.
I knew I had already been there, but they had freaking MARSHMALLOWS!!! Those things are delicious! They also make good for insulation and climbing things. I climbed up the multiple shelves to the top, and went to the package. It was in a box. Damnit. Boxes are like, my worst enemy. Freaking impossible to open.
I climbed to the top of the box and started tearing it open. Have you humans ever tried pulling a dead elephant with your bare hands? It was like that. I did some research today so that I could make comparisons to my problems. I'm proud of myself. Hehe.
I finally gave up and was forced to go get a toothpick from the kitchen table. I'm glad that they have toothpicks, or else I'd cry because I love marshmallows. I eventually made it back and propped the lid open. The marshmallows were shaped like bunnies and birds. At least, that's what it said on the box. Didn't look anything like a bird or a bunny.
I dragged 5 of them into my storage before I had to wait for Blondie to make his popcorn. I was really p¡$$€d at Blondie and Brownie, so I decided to get back at them. I waited for him to start walking back, and attached myself to his shoelace. I almost puked on every step. Did I mention I don't do well with motion?
I dropped off next to the television and ran behind it. " NOOOOOO! JAMES YOU 8@$Г@RD!" " HAHAHAHA" " D¡€K!" They started screaming at each other and laughing, louder than the #%(-ing alarm clock. I covered my ears. " This better be worth my headache..." I ran over to the power strip. Yes I know what a power strip is. I know how to turn one off too. Hehehe.
I jumped on the switch, and squealed as it shocked me turning off. Oh YAY! =[ I heard angry voices and other words come from the boys, but I was too dazed to do $#¡Г.
A hand reached behind and searched for the power button. I was still blinking in shock when the hand laid across ME, snapping me into reality. " EEK!" I squealed." Huh?" The hand drew back and I heard movement and got up, running before they could grab me.
" It's the mouse!" Screamed Blondie. His hand shot after me again, and the other two came over, getting on either side of the Television stand thing.
In other words, I was cornered. So I could do only one thing to live. I had to risk it for the biscuit. Yes I heard that line from that video website. Yousomething?
I ran towards Red-head and jumped onto his arm. I jumped out of the way of his hand and ran past his shoulder, jumping off and sliding down his back. (Which was fun) I tumbled on the ground a bit before getting up and running away from the three teenagers.
It proceeded like that for a while. A LONG while. But somehow they lost me when I hid in a corner. Idiots...
Anyway that's it for tonight probably, I'll update tomorrow or whatever. Gotta wait for something exciting right? :)
