3rd Person's POV
"I like.... Big boiz, ity bitty boiz, Mississippi boiz, inner city boiz, I like em pretty boiz, wit em bow-tie, get cho nails did, let em blow dry~ I like ah big beard, I like ah pretty face, I doh discriminate, come and get ah taste, from da play boiz, to da gae boiz, you can sae boiz, u mah fav boiz-"
"Can a human be any more annoying?" The blonde male interrupted your off-key singing with an annoyed tone and a click of the tongue.
This made you feel to punch the living daylights out of this demon, due to how negative and salty he was being 24/7, but you held yourself back regardless, knowing that you may be unable to compete with his tiny 3rd grader demon ass. So, you resorted to being a civil type of individual were and use words to describe the negative emotions you felt.
"Uhm... bij... I don't see you doing anything productive with your life, so stfu and let me sing mah bestie lizzo in peace you bitchass hoe" You complained and he looked at you as if you were a monster.
"What is your problem now fattie?" You questioned the male with a roll of the eyes and he he seemed to have a dumbstruck expression covering his handsome (which you will never sae to his face) features.
"D-did you just spell out stfu??? I mean... may be a demon.....BUT WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!?" The demon gasped, clutching his heart dramatically and wiping away a non-existent tear.
"Dude.... this ain't no enemies to lovers au. So I suggest that you shut the flippity flap, black jack, could never clap, like Namjoon's rack, the fuck up and stop trying so hard to make a story out of broken scraps, you little demon crap." You scolded and he rolled his eyes with a low groan.
"First of all, fuck you human scum." The blonde started off and you felt slightly offended but didn't let it appear to be so. "Second of all. The fuck you want to do then? Because I am sick and tired, of having to put up with the 'Not like the other (Y/N)'s' bullshit, for over 10 chapters straight and always having to die because of it" The demon sighed with his eyes glowing redder each moment.
You took what he said very seriously mind you, but you couldn't help as the following words that left your mouth subconsciously, leading to an uncomfortable atmosphere bearing its fangs into you two.
"You know.... your eyes are like Seonghwa's own in that one fanfic I read when he ate Hongjoong out."
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"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Time skip to the next day
The sun laid soft pecks on your soft skin as splits of your curtain were left open the previous night. The room spinning around giving you the wavering urge to vomit up all of yesterday's meal, and the feeling of a cold arm around your waist pulling you closer....
'Ah..... nothing different about this morning....' you sighed softly to yourself, but then your eyes cracked wide open.
'WAIT HOL UP' You thought back to the cold hand around your waist pulling you closer, and looked up only to see the demon's lust filled eyes staring down at you with great interest.
"Human... I'm hungry." The voice spoke with a raspy morning tone which made a shiver go down spine, and your boy shaky like mom's spaghetti. If there was a definition of how to get a girl pregnant orally, right at this very moment, the demon was the pure definition of it all.
"How about you be my meal." He whispered softy, lowering his head to the side of your ear and nibbling on it softly, leaving you to let out a lewd moan in pure ecstasy and a sinister smirk on the demon's face.
But then you remember.... This is exactly what the author hoped for....
"Bruh that's what we define as cannibalism. Do you really think I wanna be eaten by some short blondie? Hell no, bring your friend Baji and come back." You shut down the male immediately kneeing him in which the light don't shine and sliding off the bed, unimpressed with the male's actions.
"What time is it?" You asked rudely and the male rolled his eyes annoyed with your behavior for the 455th time for this morning alone.
"The fuck I'm supposed to know that for? do I look like a clock to you hoe?" He sassed back and you could only chuckle softly at his tone. This was the first time in forever, someone ever treated you like an equal minus Nahoya, because everyone was afraid of you knowing that you were best friends with a gang member, it felt nice to finally know someone saw you as an equal for once.
"You know, even though you are a bitch of a demon, in this specific oneshot, I like how your personality is written in this story. It is well rounded, and your not whipped like the other guys. It makes me feel happy that I can have an au like this one." You admitted to the demon and he looked at you tilting his head ever so slightly, being unable to understand the words that just left your mouth.
"What?" He questioned with curiosity filling his blood red irises.
"I said that you are an annoying twink ass." You answered him falsely and he rolled his eyes at your comment.
"Why are you like this?" He sighed softly and you looked at his figure briefly before looking down at your palms with an with a small chuckle plotting out what you were going to say next.
"Because your an ass" Was what you uttered, when in reality, the words you actually thought were quite the opposite.
But mind you, you weren't even near falling just as yet, because even before this story started, You tied your shoe laces into a tight double knot.
To be continued
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