Once upon a time, there was a girl named Emiliana Grace Lee Spaghetti Can Cwassont.
She had long, blonde hair, blue orbs, and she was a petite girl that was 42.
She's socially awkward and nerdy. She doesn't like makeup like the other girls. She likes to eat mud, not do her mascara.
She's the alpha, siren, wolf, mermaid, horse, raccoon, hedgehog, hybrid, princess.
She's the first girl in 6,825,981,655,317,352,638 years to be the leader of her wolf, siren, dragon, pigeon, cat, pack.
She had intense anxiety, depression, adhd, ptsd, chicken pox, and main character syndrome.
Her mother died while she was 4 months pregnant with her and Emiliana began to look more and more like her mother as she grew up.
They had the same beautiful ruby, sapphire, topaz, emerald, orbs.
Her mom, dad, sister, brother, dog, uncle, aunt, grandma, grandpa, goldfish, and cousin, all died in a car crash when she was 1 day old.
She gets bullied for living in a mansion and she rides her horse named Diamond Jewel Crescent Moon Ruby Sapphire Cwassont.
Everyday at school she gets bullied by the popular girls but one day she bumps into what seemed like a wall, but when she looked up at the 9'11 man she immediately said, "I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry.. "
Just as she manages to get the words out the popular girl, Jennica, comes up to her and spits, "If you even talk, look, or breathe the same air as my boyfriend, I'll make your life a living hell.
Jennica then bumps into Emilianas shoulder on purpose and struts to her classroom with her arms around the 9'11 mans arm.
Emiliana fell to the ground when Jennica bumped into her so it took her a while to pick up her books and when she walked into her classroom the teacher snapped her head her way.
"Miss Cwassont! You dare be late to my class?!" She hisses. "N-n-n-n-n-n-no.. I-i-i-i'm s-s-s-sorry, Mrs. H-h-h-hacklehorse.." Emiliana looks to the ground.
"Detention for you!" Emiliana trips on her way to the door as she walks to the detention room. She slowly creaks open the door and peeks through.
I dont see anyone..
Just as she says that in her mind her greenish, reddish, bluish, yellowish, brownish, hazel eyes come across a familiar tall boy.
She makes eye contact with him and she falls to the ground once more from the sudden shock.
He walks over to her and glares down towering over her. He then kneels down and picks up her books.
"Here." He extends his veiny hands carrying her books and she looks up to meet his drowning navy eyes.
"T-thanks." She grabs her books from his hand and she accidentally touches one of his fingers.
She blushes furiously and murmurs a sorry under her breath. He shoots her another of his glares and looks away.
"Don't worry about it." He turns around and walks back to his seat as she admires his muscular back.
She quickly gets up and picks a random seat a few feet behind from him.
Could he possibly like me? No, no, no. Dont think that. You are the alpha hybrid princess. You cant worry about love. You must protect your endangered empire.
The school day ends and Emiliana trips about 3,456,789,012 times on her way out of the classroom.
She trips face first and her nose starts erupting blood. *breaks nose cutely*
"Hey, you good?" He pulls her up like she was nothing. She was only 4'2 after all.
"Y-y-y-y-yeah Im o-okay.." Her face was as red as a tomato. He puts her back down and says something but she barely makes out the words, "See you, Emi.."
She tries to get rid of any thoughts about the 9'11 guy but he ends up stuck on her mind for the rest of the day.
As an attempt to clear her mind she decides to go out. She grows her rainbow, sparkly, irridescent, colorful, glowing wings and flies out the window.
During her stroll she sneezes like a dying baby rabbit and she attracts the attention of the rival pack leaders son.
He flies so fast in front of her she didnt notice and then he sprinkled some fairy, druggy, pixie, hallucinogenic spice dust in her face and she passes out.
She wakes up in a dark room and looks up to see a 12'9 man standing, looking down on her.
She immediately starts sobbing and cries, "P-p-p-p-p-please d-d-d-dont h-h-hurt me.."
He then threw her out the window and she lands on a trampoline which bounces her back up into the tower.
"Next time there wont be a trampoline." He growls.
He yelled for the guards and when they grab both of her arms and start to drag her out of the room she unleashes her magical alpha hybrid princess powers.
The 12'9 man stared in awe. "You! You are the dragon, mermaid, siren, griffin, eagle, centaur, rat, horse, dog, wolf, tiger, fish, hedgehog, unicorn hybrid! You are the chosen one!"
She then fainted from the suddent outburst of power and the 12'9 son caught her just in time.
As he stared at her pale face he realized that he was in super love love.
She wakes up from his loud breathing and flutters her eyes open.
"Marry me, princess!" She widens her eyes in shock but she overall says, "Yes! I shall marry you!"
Then the two packs lived together in peace and they had a beautiful daughter named Renesmelisamirandadiana.
A/N
This story was entirely made as a joke. Me and my friend made this during class and decided to turn it into a Wattpad story. This is satire!! Thanks for reading if you're even reading this right now. Anyways, don't forget to comment and vote. Wait for more and maybe you might just see some Harry Styles..
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