group chat: ted bundt
barbietoes: im about to..... BARBECUE🥺
xiao.: ok
barbietoes: I'm sorry Janet but "ok" is rude! I don't like it... please do better. Anyways I'm putting the kiddos to bed so I can eat my fresh tómales!! 🤗 Care to join?
dilucragnvindr: "Tómales" ..................
aethercool: Hey Rebekah! I would love to! Send me your new address and I'll be there ASAP!🇲🇾 #MAGA
barbietoes: My address is 6322 SE Marinated Garlic Square. Please join me Janet.... I would love to discuss our dear president TURNIP! 🍊🇵🇷 #4moreyears
xiao.: i am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today
barbietoes: You coming Janet? I can't be up too late. The husband is out working... more wine for us! 🤗🍷
aethercool: venti i physically cannot do this anymore you're way too good at this are you secretly a soccer mom
barbietoes: probably
xiao.: 🏳️🌈Ladies, I saw this on my daughter's phone on my weekly phone check. What country flag is this? 🧐 I think we should send them pesky Libs there!
barbietoes: XIAO PLEASE
xiao.: that's my contribution enjoy
barbietoes: best possible contribution . kiss me /hj
luminecool: HALF??????????
ajaxtartagliachilde: down bad
aloynotahoy: oh shut up you are literally the last person i want to hear accusing others of being down bad. remember your freshman year
ajaxtartagliachilde: bye
keqing: rekt
keqing: also yanfei filled me in on who everyone is and i have seen each and every one of you do something weird in class/hallways/etc so i am afraid but i like this group
ssayanfei: sources have confirmed that childe tartaglia also did archery in highschool! quite the student athlete if you ask me! it has also been confirmed that aloy tartaglia was not only known for her relation to childe, but also for her acoustic guitar skills and voice! we have a pair of talented stepsiblings here!
aloynotahoy: SEE IM COOL
xiao.: you sound like a sports announcer
ssayanfei: that's the vibe i'm going for
luminecool: girl you sound like tmz😭
ssayanfei: THAT IS NOT THE VIBE IM GOING FOR
luminecool: ssayanfei news is the only news channel i can truly trust
ssayanfei: we take ourselves very seriously over here at SSAYanfei News! thanks for your feedback!
ssayanfei: this is my entire personality now
luminecool: as it should be
xingqiu: a second degree black belt just followed me on insta. u rlly wanna try that buddy boy?
dilucragnvindr: You're old enough for Instagram?
xingqiu: i am sixteen years of age diluc ragnvindr and i am also an ADVANCED PURPLE BELT do not test me you will regret it thank you
