group: Venti stop changing the group name
xingqiu:
xingqiu: good afternoon everyone the italian has decided to continue causing problems
bostonian: IM NOT ITALIAN!!!!!!!! IM LITERALLY A LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH A PROPELLER HAT AJD I WEAR SUSPENDERS WHILE SKIPPING TO THE BAKERY TO GET A STRUDEL IM NOT ITALIAN IM NOT!!!!!!!
xingqiu: touched a nerve there
bostonian: MEINE MAMA HAT MIR EINFACH ERLAUBT DASS ICH COLA TRINKEN DARF!!!!! WIE COOL IST DAS BITTE!!! JETZT ZOCK ICH FORTNITE UND TRINK COLA!!! YIPEEEE
bae dough: That's literally the little German boy audio from Tik Tok
bae dough: I've seen that video so many times it's like therapy for me
bostonian: AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT THE GERMAN BOY IS SAYING!!!!!! IM NOT AN ITALIAN IM A LITTLE GERMAN CHILD WHO SNORES LIKE MIMIMIMIMI
IHATEDAWNWINERY: prove it
bostonian: how
IHATEDAWNWINERY: give me your social security number
bostonian: NO??;?;!(?;!(!:!;!
thomathetrain: give us your birth certificate
thomathetrain: i still barely know who you are
barbara!!: thoma is like a dog in a room full of strangers bc we all want to pet him and we don't make any sense when we talk and he knows none of us
thomathetrain: that's accurate
ayato: back off
barbara!!: i'll sell your organs
ayato: wtf
bangbang: ayato fr only opens this group to be down bad for thoma
ayato: it's the only thing i'm good at
thomathetrain: not true
icyayaka: i hate it here
bostonian: idk where my birth certificate is i'm looking i swear
thomathetrain: dna test
bostonian: WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE BELOEBE ME I LTIERLALY HAVE AN ANEMO VISION IT DOESNT GET MORE GERMAN THAN THAT
xiao.: i'm not german
kazooha: i'm definitely not german
sucrose🍭: i'm a little german??
Jean!: I am.
sayu: no
bostonian: REÜGH