group: dead, but only ironically
aethercool: one time venti got his tooth removed and sent me a picture of the detached tooth which for some reason the dentist let him keep in a bag
barbietoes: yeah lol it's still under my bed somewhere
xiao.: really reconsidering my life decisions right now
albedooo: how do you lose track of an entire bagged tooth
barbietoes: you forget to cherish it🥺
albedooo: okay sorry i asked
voltronsurivor: guys i rly think we should consider fischls idea of making dainsleif our main character. im in the cafeteria rn and he is also there and he's not even doing anything funny but he's just so entertaining to watch
officiallyfischl: i'm glad someone agrees with me
aethercool: give me ten good reasons and i'll make him our main character
voltronsurvivor: aether that is Too Many
officiallyfischl: one: his name is literally dainsleif. two: he's really hot. three: he's 6'2". four: he sounds like a grown up neil from camp camp. five: he sounds like pure vanilla cookie from cookie run kingdom. six: he has a really good fashion sense. seven: he has a really cool birthmark around his eye. eight: he's am orphan. nine: i watched him mix monster energy and coffee together once and drink it in ag class. ten: he was literally a missing person once like search party and everything. to sum it up, he's really cool and fun to watch. do i need to continue?
voltronsurvivor: i stand corrected i guess
officiallyfischl: eleven: he sounds like sasuke.
aethercool: okay wow good point i need to know more abt this guy
xiao.: childe there's a kid in my biology class who says he knows you because he was in elementary school with your siblings and you would play games with them and you all had nicknames. the kids would call you childe so you wouldn't be the only kid there. is this true
ajaxtartagliachilde: YEAH AJDGJDHjf
ssayanfei: childe nickname source reveal??????/ omg......
luminecool: i am in tears why would you keep that nickname
ajaxtartagliachilde: bc my siblings wont call me anything else now. except aloy but does she rly count
aloynotahoy: yes stepsiblings are still siblings you piece of cheese
ajaxtartagliachilde: I MEANT BC U NEVER CALLED ME CHILDE IN THE FIRST PLACE BC WE WERE ALMOST THE SAME AGE
aloynotahoy: OH JDGJEHJ
xiao.: kid says he went by balladeer and wants to know if you remember him
ajaxtartagliachilde: NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT HAVE ANY MORE CONVERSATIONS WITH THIS KID ABSOLUTELY NOT DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM EVER AGAIN I DO REMEMBER HIM
xiao. added scaramouche to "dead, but only ironically"
ajaxtartagliachilde: im not adopting u xiao.
xiao.: oh ouch
ajaxtartagliachilde: W AIT NO I WAS KIDDING
xiao.: i know. i just like torturing you
albedooo: the school vending machines are out of diet coke and i'm about to go a little crazy and start another accidental fire. except it'll be on purpose this time.
