The Chaotic Story of Y/N and Dead Boys.

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There once was a girl- called Y/N, who was blue and choking on rabbit juice. Then she teleported in the kitchen to kill boyfriends because they kicked dogs that licked butts, "Yummy!" They moaned. They liked it. The knife stabbed necks, legs, and...brains! "Yummy!" She bit off fingers, toes, unspeakables and chunks of meat, discursting shat! The boyfriends' shot bullets at their brain veins. There laid blood clumps. Girls walked behind   Y/N and whispered, "Kill Justin Bieber."
"NO YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT!"
"Just do it." So Y/N gave Justin Bieber a farewell kiss and stabbed him right on the fore head and shot his heart.
"I'LL TRANSFORM INTO MY TRUE SELF; A LOST PRINCESS, DEMON, ANGEL HYBRID WITH MAGIC POWERS! I'M INVINCIBLE!"
She brang out her wand and bought back the dead boys (and Bieber) back from the dead. Now followed dead people, "I order you to kill crocodiles and make with kangaroos!" They all screamed in happiness. So they ran to the kangaroos and made out with them. The girls having lost their boyfriends, started to cry and eat the crocodiles. Turns out that the crocodiles had the girls and the others had jumped off a cliff because the kangaroos kicked them in the balls.

I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE TRAUMATISED, ONCE AGAIN, I AM HAPPY TO PAY FOR YOUR THERAPY BILLS/j.

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