My brain

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by jay_starky

by jay_starky

hi guys.

today I'm gonna show you a convo between me and my brain.

Brain: hey let's do something stupid

Me: hm..idk last time we did something stupid everyone thought I was high

Brain: but you were...?

Me: ...well whose fault is that?

Brain: bitch it's yours I don't make you do dumb shit like that

Me: wow, so we gon act like you didn't just ask me to do something stupid? I hate your bitch ass

Brain: bitch first of all I'm you, I'm in your body

Me: and you're not paying rent so gtfo

Brain: you couldn't survive without me just like I couldn't survive without you

Me: ykw you right, I larb u

Brain: I larb u too...dumb ass