Childe x reader ✨✨✨

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Y/N heard weird noises coming from upstairs...

She rushed into her and Childe's bedroom and saw CHILDE AND ZHONGLI TRADING FIDGETS.

"Y/N... I-its not what it looks like!"

Y/N is tearing up.
"Childe... How dare you trade fidgets with another person! WERE OVER!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

She runs out of the room and cries. She decides to go to venti, because he's very good at cheering people up. She knows where to find him.

Y/N runs to the bar, the tears drying off her face. Inside, she sees venti taking his 69th bottle of wine.

"Ah, Y/N!" He says.
"Venti, you won't believe what I just witnessed! I witnessed Childe and Zhongli TRADING FIDGETS!!!"
"I can't believe it! Drink with me!"
"Ok like whatever"

After a while, Y/N also drank her 69th bottle of wine and decides that she wants a divorce.

She goes to our favourite pop star Barbara to give her the divorce papers.
She forces Childe to sign them and then she gives them back to Barbara who gives them to Yanfei, top legal person thingy in Liyue.

This story ends on a bad note. But don't worry, I'm sure Childe loves you.