Ants

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I haven't seen these things anywhere for over 1 year, thankfully (they were kind of quarantined or something). Anyway... For a few weeks now, our garden has been infested with them. Literally infested. Today an entire colony flew out on our patio. Probably 120 ants with wings and another 500 or so. Am I Antman? It's awful. Oh God, just writing this makes me tingle all over.

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