Ah the classic, my old quotes book

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I've just realised I never put my glorious quotes onto wattpad....they've been on discord been on Snapchat been in my docs but I've never shared them here

Here is a list of quotes from my school 

Some of these you may not get because they are like inside jokes I just copied and pasted the whole list over then changed names and removed all dates etc 

"It would be easier to kill twelve lions with a cheese string then stop you putting that song on" - Alisdar (after giving into the love's releaserelease)

"And good luck with your chlorine vaccine!" - Mrs Gould

"Who's Lewis?" - Aiden

"There was only a few casualties" - Alisdar

"Twelve" - Alisdair

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, tyre, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty!" - me and Alisdair

"I know where you live!!" - Amy

"No! He knows where I live! I'm scared now!!" - Amy

"I know one word. Conference" - Mr Gilmore

"Put me in the chokey!" - Sumaya

"Konichiwa Sanomica ✌️" - Fiona

"He said have it your way so I think...maybe...HE ISSSSSS!!!!!!" - Fiona

"MY TOE!!! AAAAA!!! MY PHONE IS HARD!!! HEY IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!" - Tiah

"Your just a little bit wet" - Karen (after I've walked to school in a rain storm)

"Evil tray!" - Cerys

"I knew where you lived before I knew you" - Mrs Lakie

"I dropped it and it still remembers me" - Amy

"I AM NOT A SIREN" - Fiona

"Ella." - Sumaya

"You are Mr Trunchbull!" - Sumaya

"Plonker" - Amy and Sumaya

"Watch me watch me" - Leland when no one is watching poor guy

"He has everything!" - Leland

"Hello there detective Dunn" - Alisdair

"What's basketball?" - Aiden's Taxi driver

"Yeah like I'd be horrified if I accidentally told someone I have a crush on Jam- OH NOOOOOOOOO" - Fiona

"Who wants to die first?" - Alisdair

"So I like to be organised and I keep everything- oh where is it?" - Mrs Smith

"Today we are going to be writing ransom notes!" - Mrs Smith

"I'm sorry I just like dogs better" - Lucy

"I HAVE A CATERPILLAR ON MY NOSE!!!!" - Amy

"Can you kill me now?" - Sumaya

"I sat next to her all of maths....never spoke to her once" - Aiden

"How rude!" - Sumaya

"You never know, Mr Gilmore might have attacked you" - Mrs Hutson

"I'm one thousand years old, remember" - Cerys

"Ah good. Death" - Alisdair

"I've been kidnapped by my grandparents too!" - Aiden

"I've broken three bones before. My dad's wrist, my brothers finger, and my toe" - Aiden (all of those where on accident 🤣)

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