I fall face first onto the middle of the road. SPLAT. Like a pancake because I have no ass or boobs.
I look up, blood trickling in to my eyes. Through the stream of red, I see someone walking towards me...
I wipe my eyes and it's Daniel Johns!
He picks me up and stares me in the eyes, smirking before licking the open wound on my forehead and slurping the blood out. God he is so sexy.
I enjoy every second of it. But I have to ask Daniel a very important question... One I never thought I'd have to ask.
"Dan..." I start, twiddling my thumbs. "Are you a..."
He looks at me angrily.
"Am I a what!?" he snaps, before sucking my blood off his finger tips, turning his fingers shrivelled and prune like.
"Are you a vampire?" I ask, not looking him in the eyes.
No response. When I eventually gain the courage to look up at him, he's already ran halfway down the street, his arms flailing behind him. I guess he's not a vampire; they can turn into bats and fly away like nothing happened. He had to Naruto run like a loser.
