I wake up and start getting ready for school. Hopefully Daniel has gone back to normal today.
I open the front door to leave for school, but I see Dan walking not far down the road. I panic and shut the door, I definitely don't want to encounter him first thing in the morning.
At lunch time I see him lining up at the school canteen to get some food. He appears to be acting normal... I haven't seen him ask anyone if they're on their period yet.
Once he bought his food he spots me and skips over like a little gay twink.
"Hi Daniel." I say without looking up at him.
"Babe I have to talk to you,"
He looks very concerned.
"It's really important..." he says.
"Fine. What do you want?" I ask.
"I'm not a vampire, babe, sorry for lying to you..."
He starts to tear up.
What a sook, I think.
He wipes his eyes with his sleeve, snot drizzles down his face and onto his lips so he licks it up. Delicious.
"I know you're not a vampire, idiot," I say.
Suddenly, he tears his shirt off. When he doesn't get a reaction he pauses and puts his shirt back on awkwardly. #embarrassing.
I cringe at him and walk away to my next class, leaving him stood there like an idiot.
