Random FNaF/EthGoesBOOM Stuff

Just Take My Wallet: Google Translate Edition

So I've decided to make it a tradition to Google Translate my oneshots because it's funny

This is kinda weird because the original fanfiction was an angst fic about a very serious topic and I made it into a completely nonsensical shitpost-

I'd like to ask you to please read the original story in the oneshot book if you're not too sensitive to the material, since I'm proud of it and I put a lot of effort into it.

Anyways here goes:

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It was very chaotic. Everything is different, disturbing, it gets worse with the new future, the pony does not remember this spring.

One day he got up and had dinner with his friend Frederick. During the day, he celebrates the birthday of a child who looked reluctant (if you use Spring Bonnie's memory correctly, her name is Evan). For a while, the song sang as Frederick's stage. I thought it was a good day.

The last thing he remembered was 33 years before he woke up in a strange place, in the shadow of a group he didn't know.

Freddie's efforts convinced Bahar Bonnie of his new pizzeria, but it was a little strange at first. Frederick was shocked, he could no longer walk. Everyone who spoke to him said his words were wrong and he went and no one knew him. The tragic event happened to Spring Bonnie, who confirmed that her best friend was dead or locked in a warehouse. They are tired all day.

Then he was thrilled to see Frederick Mather walk through the front door.

Frederick, in particular, who hadn't had Bonnie in over 30 years this spring, never lost hope of seeing them. In 1983 we talked a little, sure of everything. Bonina's fountain is very happy. Go back to your friend and everything will be fine. Everything has returned to normal.

Bahar asked Bonnie what had happened that day.

Frederik suddenly became the subject of the day. His words seemed more shattered than they had seen in the Spring Cheese; his words were more crushed than ever. She opened her eyes and wondered how she'd fallen, how she'd eaten, and how she'd raped her friend. Chun Bonnie said it was the most terrifying voice she'd ever heard.

He muttered to his chin as the oil came out of his eyes. "You killed the boy, rabbi."

It had been about half an hour since she had passed out completely. Chun Bonnie is still a little confused by the news. You have to make sure he's not guilty of coming here. Now that he's here, everything will be fine. It eventually worked, but he said the car that broke down within a year was the same.

Only Spring knows how Bonnie is doing. He once said, "I want to remember that. Maybe I should help you finish it. No, it's not you," Fredberg replied. "If I change what happened yesterday, I won't forgive myself."

Everything is fine since that night, everything is fine. Although Frederick's discovery made things easier, he didn't know how to change bones. Initially they did not use that name. For some reason Aaron couldn't resist, so he went to Kingfred and asked what his name was. Many changes are more complex. I don't run, but I fly lower like an impossible horse (commodity confusion and pain show it's okay). His words also indicate the strange answer he is looking for.

His appearance has also changed. When the hat and tie are light brown or black, the original color is almost visible in the light. The plastic eyes on its outer skull disappeared and the two hollow bases shone brighter. It wasn't until Springs spoke to Bonnie that she realized she was the only person.

Despite these major differences, the biggest change in Bonnie Springs' appearance is her personality. You don't have to laugh as often and hard as before. The laughter is not very loud. Voice changes are not uncommon. Less energy, less health and less wealth.

Previously, Golden Freddie seemed to be alive. He loved friends, made many videos online, edited them and established himself as a leader. Very different, but as always. Very smart.

He is a difficult man.

The bad days passed in solitude and he worked all day.

Bad days think your memory is coming back.

It's funny to see Spring Bonnie employees getting fired again on bad days.

Be with him on bad days and let him rest in fear.

On a bad day, Basant Bonnie should see different things in different rooms.

Chun Bonnie looked at her fiancé leaning against the wall, did not answer, closed her eyes, suffered and was always reprimanded for eternal misfortune. They put their hands on their shoulders and spoke softly, calmly, trying to reconcile negative thoughts with negative ones.

It's not my friend.

I want to go back to my friend.

I do not want to disturb you.

What Golden Freddie said last night made sense.

"If I change what happened yesterday, I won't forgive myself."

Their relationship is stronger than ever, Golden Freddy is slowly recovering and life is good even on bad days.

But this is not the case.

Things cannot be the same.