Random FNaF/EthGoesBOOM Stuff

Out of Context Conversations

Funtime Freddy: ...and that's why I don't roller skate and read anymore.

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Coffee: I-I didn't know what else to do, so I just shit myself!!!

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Puppet: *having a normal conversation on the phone*

Puppet: BECAUSE ROWAN ATKINSON DOESN'T EXIST, THAT'S WHY!

Puppet: *angrily hangs up*

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Freddy: My birthday falls on Friday the 13th this year.

Candy: That's cool! I wonder when my birthday will fall on Friday the 13th?

Freddy: ...Your birthday is the 4th.

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Toy Freddy: You know, white wine is not nearly as good for you as red wine, because when they make the red wine white it loses all of its antioxidants.

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Foxy: I don't like that new guy. He looks prejudiced.

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*At panda exhibit at the zoo*

Minireena: Ballora, when I grow up, I want to be bamboo!

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Chica: Yeah, I'm going to eat light today, because I had half a bowl of muffin batter for breakfast.

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Candy: This is so romantic. I've always wanted to do this. The moon is perfect.

Freddy: That's a streetlight.

Candy: Oh.

*silence*

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Toy Chica: Honestly, Mangle, you don't look anything like a prawn!

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Bonnie: *drunk and in tears* I keep yelling "Marco", but people keep yelling back "Polo"!

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Springtrap: He was bitten by a rat while eating an E. coli. sandwich.

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Plushtrap: Is cocaine vegan?

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Golden Freddy @ Puppet: Do you know how much a fucking hedgehog costs?!

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Ballora: No, Minireena, put those quiches down! We only get them when guests are coming!

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Toy Bonnie: ...Yeah, I've got the kiddie pool all set up and full of dill pickles and the little carrots you like.

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Bonnie: Did you know that Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?

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BB: How do plants eat with no mouth?

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Puppet: Should we take a shopping cart? You never know how much a ten-pound turkey is going to weigh.

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Foxy: It's just like Jesus said: Fuck 'em.

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Mangle: I just don't know what to do about it.

Toy Chica: I know! It's, like, the worst of two bads!

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Puppet: I don't like mushrooms, but if I choose to eat them, then that's MY choice!

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Bonnie: Hey, what's that word for listening in on someone else's conversation again?

Toy Freddy: *taps him on the shoulder* Eavesdropping.