Unbelievably True Stories (originally called a (true) sad story

The Rebecca Show #1

~intro~
Rebecca: Helloooo guys and welcome to the Rebecca Show. Please welcome AnnalisA!
*applause* *Annalisa comes out and waves to the crowd*
Annalisa: Haii guys!
Rebecca: so how is the presidency going?
AnnalisA: fantastically well. I've gotten 99 votes just one more to 100.
Rebecca: so Dr Dequan Pot is a thousand votes ahead of you. How does that make you feel?
AnnalisA: it makes me feel like a mango because sometimes make me feel sour
*canned laughter*
Rebecca: so your book about traveling around all the universes. What's it about?
AnnalisA: yes! My 'how to travel the multi dimensions' and I've got a special offer for everyone in the crowd. Everyone in the audience is getting two free books!
Rebecca: Oh yeah I've traveled once or twice
AnnalisA: but not much as me
Rebecca: well I interviewed wreck it Ralph but then I traveled to the hunger games without realising
AnnalisA: yeah because you're a noob at dimension jumping and you should go to jail for it
Rebecca: well can you explain to me why I was in the game jumping dimension and then I was in the hunger games.
AnnalisA: read my book and you'll find out
Rebecca's: I've already read it and there's nothing interesting
*crowd screams shots fired*

~technical difficulties~
*Rebecca come back with bandages AnnlisA comes back with a broken arm and missing fingers*

Rebecca: welcome back sorry for the technical difficulties, by the way I didn't eat her fingers
AnnalisA: there an egg on your head, let me get it for ya *slaps Rebecca in the face*
Rebecca: *holds her head* oh wow your so not childish *while poking tongue out*
AnnalisA: *runs off the stage while screaming sausage*
Rebecca: stay tuned for next week when I interview Wreck it Ralph
*crowd chants sausage*
Rebecca: shut up'