Dan was a Dinosaur he was very hungry Dinosaur.
Dan: *Stomach Growls* I'm so FRICKIN' HUNGRY!!!
??: *Angel-like voice* I can help you
Dan: *nervousness* sh-show your-yourself n-n-now
??: jeez calm yourself I am your fairly god parent Farrsha
Dan: fairly??
Farrsha: who cares you said your hungry right? well here you go! *magically appears a spoon and Lucky Charms*
Dan went to thank Farrsha, but she was already gone.
Dan: yassss now I can eat, but wait.
You see Dan wasn't just any ordinary Dinosaur he was a special kind of Dinosaur a huge T-rex to be exact with one default he had tiny arms, this stoped him from eating the Lucky Charms with the spoon. and that's how dinosaurs died cause of their tiny arms.
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DISCLAIMER: Dan the dinosaur died of to much small arm syndrome which its scientific name is Dinoarmitis
and srsly it is not a LoL-ing matter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~P.S: I suggest you not telling your teachers this because they are stoopid and won't believe you Kk.
liek if yu cri evrey tiem.
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Unbelievably True Stories (originally called a (true) sad story
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