Zach Thomas suspected something was a little off when his scrawny mum tried to pleasure him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly virtuous loch ness monster, Annie Trescothik, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Annie proved to be spiky and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with boating. Zach soon learnt that Annie had taken an oath never to poke a human being.
When Zach's scrawny mum is injured in a bear baiting accident, Zach realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Annie's grumpy disposition and murderous tendencies, Zach finds himself falling for the loch ness monster. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.
One night, a gremlin appears before Zach and warns him of a darkness within Annie. The gremlin gives Zach the crumpled paperweight - the only weapon that can defeat a virtuous loch ness monster.
Will Zach find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly afraid? (Hint: yes!)
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Unbelievably True Stories (originally called a (true) sad story
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