Zoe suddenly interrupts me from my dream about her to make an announcement.
"Alfie?"
"What?" I say groaning. After all it is 2 am
"I've done something really really bad"
"What is it Zo? I'm here for you!"
"One.. one of my fans started sticking up for me after I had some hate"
"You should've woke me up Zo!" I cut her off
"I know I know Alf! But anyway I DM'd her to say thank you"
"What's so bad about that?"
"Alfie she lives in a care home!
"And..."
"I sort of told her we might be able to adopt her alf"
"Oh my god Zoe! We have to now! We can't just ditch her"
"Thank you! Thank you so much Alf!"
But secretly I still think she's crazy. But she's my type of crazy. I start working out the details in my head and jot them down.
1. Spare room is her bedroom
2. She can go to ________ school
3. She will be loved
And that's all for now but I've still got more ideas.
But she will be loved. Even by Nala. I'll force if I have to! Plus now we have someone to clean the house for us but don't worry! I will give her pocket money. Eventually.
