Dear diary,
Zalfie is coming to pick me up!! If this is a dream I might commit suicide I'll be so disappointed. But this is real. This is happening. And there will be no suicide. I will die naturally. EEEK! I'm getting adopted... by... ZALFIE! I'm dancing around my mouldy bedroom now! I don't even care if I'm starved or if the dog hates me! I'm getting adopted by Zalfie! And there is nothing to stop my joy ride. I know what your thinking. this is an adopted by Zalfie story. But it's not. It's real life. So suck it up if you wanted to be adopted by Zalfie because I am! Whooooo! I'm so happy I can't stop smiling. But now me cheeks hurt so I'll stop! I need all my energy for Zoe and Alfie!!! I can't resist the urge to have one last smile. Just one more now. Just one more... ok maybe a few more! Because.... I'M GETTING ADOPTED BY ZALFIE!!! Got to go! I'm can hear them! I'm going to meet Zoella and Pointless blog. And live with them!
