Obama X Sans (gamer girl Obama AU)

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one day

Obama and sans were holding hands and walking down the trail in a park...everything was peaceful. birds chirping, children singing, everything was so romantic. even Obama and sans were casually making out on top of a trash can.....then....he came. 

orange stinky man, toupee messy and crusty, eyes watery, face red and butt crack smelling like crusty muskrat ass. it was none other then Donald trump 😭, he was Obama's ex😱 and he wanted revenge for Obama breaking up with him. sobbing trump ran up to obama, and took his hand which Obama cutely ripped out of his grasp. "p-p-p-p-p-p-p--p-p-p-p-p-p-lease Obama I *sniff* don't know how to *cough* run a country! i love you and I'm sorry for cheating on you with Melania, she will never be as good as you bby gorl" 

trump sobbed as he twerked sadly in front of Obama and sans. "omfg Trumpy if you don't stop following me around and begging for me to come back to the white house I will actually rip your balls off and grill them and feed it do my pet rat😡🤬🤬🤬" Obama ripped off his toupee and threw it into the woods, almost immediately trump chased after it on all fours into the woods. "MY WEAVE" he sobbed and he ran into the forest.

Obama sighed then turned to sans "sorry about him, he's my ex. his crusty ass won't leave me alone, even though I beat his ass multiple times" Obama says as his eyes roll. sans gulps "your hot when your angy kitten🥴" Obama turns around, eyes locking with san's "r-r-r-r-r-r--r-r-r-r-r-r-r--r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-e-e-e-e-A-A-A-All-lll-llllyyyy?????????" Obama fucking shits his pants. 

long story short they made out and after that sans wiped Obamas ass <3

authors note:

 it has always been my passion to become famous in Wattpad for my Obama x sans fanfiction <3 so please... vote. I'm begging you, I want clout so bad. if you don't vote ill eat your toes, ill dip them in ragu and nibble on them cutely 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

bye roaches <3