Obama X Sans (gamer girl Obama AU)

the date uwu [tw: ketchup]

"uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

sans blushed furiously. "-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--e-e-e-e--e-ee-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-" sans stutters out of embarrassment. "I would love to get to know you more Obama-Kun"

obama chuckles "oh darling...please...call me kitten <3" he giggles and does a Debby Ryan hair tuck, making sans go into cardiac arrest. sans gulps "do you wanna go on a date...kitten?" he asks. "OMG YASSSSS, LETS GO HAVE A PIKNICK <3333" Obama squeals and he gathers his shit up and grabs sans hand and runs out of the convention, the bodyguards follow suit

they are now at the picnic, eating dry ramen and drinking thick water [im so jelly TwT -writer] as Obama wolfs down the ramen, dryer than your lips [yes I'm looking at you reader, don't try to lick them now, ashy ass lips having ass <3] as sans looks at him lovingly.

 "he's so cute when he chokes on thick water and dry ramen noodles" sans thought to himself as he nibbles on some banana peels. "hmmm this meal needs something...." sans thinks as he reaches into his pocket and brings out a whole gallon of ketchup. he takes the top of it off and covers the banana peel in ketchup and proceeds to eat it with moans of pleasure, Obama looks in curiosity. "can I try some?" Obama mewls, catching sans off guard. "o-o-o-o-o-o-o-of course"

sans goes to reach for the bottle and spills ketchup all over Obama. scared and shocked sans aggressively looks for a napkin to clean Obama with until he felt something wet hit him on the back of his head. it was ketchup, he turns to Obama who is giggling like crazy. he takes a glob and throws it at Obama

"tee hee" Obama giggles while sprawled out on his picnic blanket next to sans "that was fun<3" he says covered in ketchup, ramen, and the water, "yeah hehehhehehehheh it was <3"

they kiss 

"I love you kitten...."

"I love you too Sansy Wansy Poo <3"

uwu