Boyfriend: hey babe what u doin?
Girlfriend: nothing much what bout u
Boyfriend:I'm cheating
Girlfriend: what omg I hate you!!!! DAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. I'm breaking up with u!!!!!!!!!!
Boyfriend: I meant eating
Boyfriend: hello?
Girlfriend: luv u........i.....was....kidding?
Boyfriend: lol guess what?
Girlfriend: what
Boyfriend: I'm actually cheating byeeeeeeeee
