Credit to MsNotSo Anonymus
Girlfriend: 1-i think about you everyday, 2-i talk about you constantly, 3- i've cried twice since you've been gone, 4- i can wait until you call so i can hear your voice, 5- i count the hours until friday, 6- one of my shits smells like you and i smell it once in awhile. Creepy i know.
Girlfriend: shirts!!!!! omg
Boyfriend: lol