Sunny: You kidnapped Shard? That's illegal!
Adder: But Sunny, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Shard, or destroying our dreams?
Sunny: Kidnapping Shard, Adder!!!
Ink: Sunny, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Sunny: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Ink: To work together!
Sunny: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Craz: Sunny, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Younger Sunny: What does 'take out' mean?
Shard: Food.
Adder: Dating
Ink: Murder
Craz: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Sunny: You're a loose cannon, Shard.
Shard: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Adder: I think you play by your own rules.
Ink: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Sunny: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Shard: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Craz is a loose cannon.
Craz: *smashes a chair*
Sunny: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Adder will and will not eat.
Shard: Grass? Yes!
Sunny: Moss? Yes!!
Shard: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Sunny: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Shard: Worms? Sometimes!
Sunny: Rocks? Usually nah.
Shard: Twigs? Usually!
Sunny: Craz's cooking? Inconclusive!
Ink: How did you... test this?
Sunny: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Ink: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Craz: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Craz: Are we really going to let Shard keep Adder?
Ink: We kept Sunny
Sunny: Anyone d-
Shard: Depressed?
Adder: Drained?
Ink: Dumb?
Craz: Disliked?
Sunny: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ....
Sunny: Favorite horror movie?
Shard: It
Adder: Saw
Ink: Annabelle
Craz: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
Younger Sunny, having discovered what ecto magic is: Is having a penis fun?
Shard, a skeleton: It has its ups and downs.
Adder, techically Error: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Ink, Techinally... well... Ink: It's a pain in the ass.
Craz: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
I just liked this one-
Sunny: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Ink: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Craz: In your pantry!
Sunny: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Ink: Is your friend here?
Sunny, motioning to Shard: Yeah.
Ink, to Shard: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Adder: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Adder: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Adder: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Adder, to Ink and Craz: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Ink: YAAAAAAAAY!
Craz: THE PRESTIGE!
Your prompt:
Sunny: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Shard: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Adder: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Ink: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Craz: My moral code, is that you?
Sunny:
Sunny: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Sunny: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Shard: Several traffic violations.
Adder: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Ink: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Craz: Also, that's not our car.
Sunny: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Shard: Rude.
Adder: That's fair.
Ink: Not again.
Craz: Are you going to want this back?
