The Axe- Ident

Part One

Hey reader!! I hope this story that my friend has written and has allowed me to post for them.

[ Message from my friend to reader ]

Anonymous writer of this story here, this story was originally just a thing made out of boredom and then I decided to share it with my friends. So uh I wrote this and any hate comments should not be directed at Prongsie_and_Reggie but you can put constructive criticism if you like and they'll refer it back to me.

[synopsis]

A wii Deleted you AU that makes no sense and is very cringe, the plot is all over the place and it includes dirty humor.... Have fun!!

[ Important ]

It is important you read the author's notes at the begging of the chapter because that it where I will put the TW.

Sam: Oh um well, Orchid just knocked out Archid with a dictionary

Eteled: *getting a little lighthea

Eteled: *just thinking back to when he was truly alive*

Eteled: *sighs* I don't get it

Sam: *comes out of nowhere* What don't you get?

Eteled: uh-? where did-?

Sam: It's not important. Anyways what don't you get?

Eteled: Things I did back when I was a person and not a Mii 

Sam: Like?

Eteled: It's not important..

Sam: Oh come on!

Eteled: It's only fair

Sam: Pleeeeease?

Eteled: No

Sam: *huffs* Fine

Eteled: Oh don't be like that

Sam: Well- *was interrupted by a whole encyclopedia flying by* Woah-!

Eteled: *gets smacked in the head by it*

Sam: Oh my fucking god! Are you okay?!

Eteled: *ringing sound intensifies*

Sam: Eteled? Eteled!? Are you okay!?

Eteled: *the ringing stops* I'm..okay

Sam: Don't scare me like that! I thought you got hurt!

Eteled: Sorry sorry! Now who threw that damn encyclopedia. *grabs his axe*

Archid: *was peeking from behind the corner* HEY ORCHID IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE THEN TRY TO AIM IT AT ME!

Orchid: IF I KILL SOMEONE THEN I'LL BE HAPPY EITHER WAY!

Archid: WELL THEN YOU'LL HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TRYING TO KILL YOU TOO!

Orchid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

Archid: WHAT, YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ETELED?

Orchid: IS THAT WHO I HIT WITH THE BOOK?

Archid: YES!

Orchid: Oh-

Eteled: Would both of you kindly shut the hell up!

Orchid: WOULD YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS?

Archid: You did hit him with a book, just saying

Sam: Okay well let's not fight first off. Secondly, why don't we leave Eteled with some quiet for a minute? I think he's got enough of a headache from that book and you two are only adding onto it