posted 12/31/21
**THREE YEARS LATER**
Sam: You know, you've gotten distant
Eteled: Me? Distant? Speak for yourself
Sam: I have not gotten distant
Eteled: When was the last time we hung out, minus today
Sam: Two weeks ago?
Eteled: And how much did we used to hang out?
Sam: Almost every..I see what you mean
Eteled: Mhm
Sam: I still don't like your friend
Eteled: Who, Eliminar? What's wrong with them?
Sam: I feel like they're just getting close to you so they can use you
Eteled: Wow- Okay here's a discussion I don't want to have
Sam: I'm just saying
Eteled: Eliminar wouldn't do that
Sam: And how are you so sure?
Eteled: Why should I trust you?
Sam: What?
Eteled: Exactly. Look Sam, I know you're just trying to look out for me and all but I can look after myself
Sam: So three years ago wasn't anything?
Eteled: Shut up.
Sam: There it is
(For the sake of some sort of sense, Austin and Eteled stayed friends)
Austin: Hey Sam?
Sam: Hm?
Austin: Mind if I just steal you away for a sec?
Sam: Okay what's up?
*Austin takes Sam far enough to where Eteled couldn't hear*
Sam: Well?
Austin: You don't like Eteled's friend either
Sam: Nope, how did you-
Austin: I happened to eavesdrop
Sam: Oh
Austin: Well, I don't like them either
Sam: Where are you going with this?
Austin: I'm getting to that. What if we teamed up to maybe get rid of Eliminar?
Sam: Austin..that is the best idea you've ever had!
Austin: So we're doing this?
Sam: Yep! I want my friend back and you can have your boyfriend back
*As they negotiated someone happened to hear*
Eliminar: <Trying to get rid of me ey? We'll see about that.>
Eteled: *hanging upside down from a tree branch*
Eliminar: *tries to sneak up on him*
Eteled: Need something bud?
Eliminar: How did-
Eteled: I have my ways
Eliminar: Right..Anyways, whatcha doing?
Eteled: Waiting for Sam to get back
YOU ARE READING
The Axe- Ident
FanfictionWORDS: 14k STARTED: November 15, 2021 COMPLETED: December 31, 2021 [ SYNOPSIS] A wii Deleted you AU that makes no sense and is very cringe, the plot is all over the place and it includes dirty humor.... Have fun!!