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Hey reader I hope you enjoy it!!
TW: slight self hate and ( Will Be A Warning Before)
Archid: *slams open Eteled's door* WAKE UP BITCH!
Eteled: *falls off his bed*
Sam: Archid what the hell!
Eteled: *cough cough* sh-shit..
Archid: Sorry..
Eteled: It's *cough* fine
Sam: *smacks Archid in the back of the head* You're an idiot.
Archid: I know
Orchid: *pops out from around the corner* HEY KEEP IT DOWN SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP DAMMIT!
Archid: WELL, SORRY!
Orchid: You're so annoying.
Archid: That's what I'm good at!
Sam: *sighs* Maybe you should stay home today Eteled
Eteled: We were going somewhere?
Sam: Yeah we were
Eteled: Where exactly?
Sam: Dunno it was Archid's idea
Orchid: Oh. We going somewhere?
Sam: According to Archid, yep
Archid: I'm not saying where we're going yet
Eteled: I've lived with the fear of being killed at every corner and you expect me to go somewhere that I don't even know what to expect?
Archid: Pretty much!
Sam: You're dumb-
Orchid: Hey at least she's good at something
Autumn: *yawns* Can you guys keep it down? Geez..
Cam: Honestly though, can you be any louder?
Orchid: Well excuse me! I'm not the one who started yelling to wake everyone up *glares at Archid*
Archid: Oh I'm so sorry princess
Sam: Okay here look, let's not fight
Eteled: No if they start fighting then they're both gonna end up dangling off the roof.
Orchid: I'd like to see you try that short shit.
Eteled: Oh you're on.
Orchid: Come on then.
Sam: Eteled. No. You were just sick yesterday! How about let's not pick fights?
Eteled: Sam, I want you to take one good look at me and tell me if you think I give a fuck
Archid: Since when have you been such a bitch in the mornings? Actually, since when have you not been awake before any of us?
Sam: That's..true..? Why weren't you awake before any of us?
Autumn: Isn't Eteled always awake and nobody ever knows if he sleeps or not?
Cam: I thought he was?
Orchid: So are we fighting or not?
Eteled: Bring it on bird brain.
Orchid: You asked for it.
*Orchid threw a solid punch at Eteled and hit him straight in the face. This didn't seem to sit well at all because of what happened next*
Eteled: *stops moving and suddenly silent*
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The Axe- Ident
FanfictionWORDS: 14k STARTED: November 15, 2021 COMPLETED: December 31, 2021 [ SYNOPSIS] A wii Deleted you AU that makes no sense and is very cringe, the plot is all over the place and it includes dirty humor.... Have fun!!