You are stuck in a house with Kazakhstan, Russia, Poland, Finland, and Iceland during a freak hurricane. You, being a idiot, decide that you should all play hide and seek to pass the time. You all scatter while Iceland seeks. 5 minutes later you hear a loud squeal before light sobbing. What do you do.
Aries: Stay in your hiding spot, if you can't see them, they can't see you.
Taurus: You throw a rock across the floor to distract whatever or whoever it is before trying to sneak away.
Cancer: You are oblivious as you are watching YouTube with headphones on.
Gemini: You bust out of your hiding spot with a bayonet, accidentally killing Iceland who was just turning the corner while crying.
Leo: You decide to investigate so you just follow the sound, you find Finland's body and a trail of tears leading away from the crime scene.
Virgo: You start crying as well. You are found and killed.
Libra: Thankfully you are hiding with Scorpio and so you just stay behind them for safety.
Scorpio: Unluckily you were hiding with Libra and are now tasked with protecting them. You hate your life.
Sagittarius: You walk around the house with homemade pipe bombs strapped to your chest with detonator in hand. You never find anybody.
Capricorn: You were found sleeping on the couch by authorities. You were questioned and released.
Aquarius: You hide in the fridge believing that if it saved Indiana Jones it will save you. The fridge did not save you.
Pisces: You hide under the bed and survive.
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