Her Kryptonite is me

Chapter 7: Thanks. But no thanks.

A/N: Fudge! It's been like 1 Zillion years since I've updated this story. Tch, Gomenn! I was just being so soo lazy lately. But thanks to that! I read a lot of Shoujo mangas to liven' up this story a lil' hope you bastards. I mean lovelies still looking forward to this story! I love you! Really! Mwuah mwuah.

SOPHIE'S POV:

Like what the hell... Nahulog ako sa hagdanan... But when I was about to fall someone catched me..

*insert a random song hope you all know this shiz*

I think I'm

falling...

falling..

In love..

With...

The floooooor >~<

???: Uyyyy! Muntikan ka ng madala sa hospital princess!

Shiz you! I'm not princess I'm Sophie! (Pagtinggin ko sakanya) Uoh! Hello there Simon! Hehe. ~(•~•)~

Simon: Hehe! Ka pa! Anong nakakatawa muntik nang mabasag yang ulo mo sa sahig!

Hahaha, o-ok lang ako! P-promise! (I realize it immediately na hinahawakan ni Simon ang dibdib ko.)

Hehe.. Simon... There is this one reason why I laugh..

Simon: Uhmm, I think you change the tone of your laugh. It's more like an evil laugh.

Hihihi! YOU RIGHT YOU DAMN FREAKIN' ASS HOLE TOUCHING MY BOOBIES JUST LIKE THAT! YOU CRAP! (I get off myself from him)

YOU DAMN! (im freaking angry)

Simon: Oh! Hindi ko sinasadya I'm so sorry Sophie! Really I mean it I'm so sorry (What the hell am I doin')

SHUT THE HEELLL U-..

(Sa isang iglap may sumingit na interrupter)

Chard: Whats the commotion? What's happening here? I hear your voices down stairs.

SHUT UP CHARD! THIS BASTARD IS TOUCHING MY... my.. My..

Chard: My?

MY! BUNS! *^* Aghhh!

Chard: *looks badly at Simon* Simon *sighs* For all this years we've been together.. I didn't know that you're such a perv...

Simon: No! No! I didn't do anything! I didn't mean to do that! Don't misunderstand the situation.. I- I'm just trying to catch Sophie coz' she fell from the...

STOP! Ok, Simon. Thanks but.. yea No thanks. *^*

Simon: Hah?

I-I'm thanking! Can't you see?

Simon: Ah, hahaha, ahh welcome.

Just forget about what happened a while ago.

Simon: Eh?

Chard: Anong Eh?

WT?! Do you still want to think about touching them Simon?!

Simon: No I'm not!

Chard: Nakaka OP na dito. Di' ko alam yung sitwasyon.

Look here Simon, forget about what happen earlier and we can be friends again!

Simon: Ahh, ehh. Yes madam!

Chard: Seriously Sophie, you've changed your personality.

I CANT BE A NICE WIFE ANYMORE! IF SOMEBODY TOUCHED THEM ALREADY WAHHHHHHHH!

Tumakbo ako at hinanap ko yung mga best friends kooo.