Her Kryptonite is me

Day 03: You won't get away from me! Bastard.

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"Whoo, sumama saakin si Chard sa mall!" - Simon

"Syempre, magpapagupit din ako."

"Tara dun tayo sa David Salon!"

"Ge lang."

Currently, Mon-Mon and I are hanging out in the mall. Hoy! Hindi 'to date! It all started when I woke up in the morning:

CHARD'S POV

"Anong sabi mo?"

"Na ang pogi mo!"~
"Na ang pogi mo!"~
"Na ang pogi mo!"~
"Na ang pogi mo!"~

Umiikot at pumapasok lagi sa isipan ko yung phrase na sinabi saakin ni Sophie. Sh*t, 'bat ba siya pa iniisip ko?! And why I am thinking about that phrase. Haha, alam ko namang gwapo ako eh. *Narcissism Mode Activated* Oh Richard~ Yea, you're the most handsome of all!

*tune of Fancy by: IGGY"

🎶 I'm so handsome! You already know! And in the first place, I'm Chard the handsome! Hahaha. 🎶

Btw, nasa kwarto ako ngayon. Yea, nagbibihis papuntang school. ✔ No matter how I hated school so much, I still need to go there. From all of my life I've been home schooled and I almost need to take Advance Exams kasi sa super genius ko. Pinapa 4th Year na ako agad. But I still choose to be a 1st Year High. Because, I wanted to experience my Highschool life to be fun!

Anyways, I'm done and I need to go already. Or else, late nanaman ako.

"Mom, I'll be going to school already! I'll be back home soon!"

*walang sumagot.. tahimik ang paligid*

"ma! asan ka?! May pasok po ako!"

*papunta sa kwarto ni mama and kumatok pero walang sumagot so pumasok nalang ako*

"Ma, are you awake? You also need to ready to go to your wo-"

"MA?! BAT TULOG KA PA?! MAY PASOK KA PA DIBA?!"

"Ha? What do you mean! It's Saturday today! Are you dumb Kashi?! 😂"

"Saturday?! You mean Weekend?!"

*looks at the calendar near my mom's door*

"Uhuh! It's Sat! So, may I go continue my sleeping beauty nak?"

"Huh? Hmm.. *nods sure"

"Tehee~ I think you've overslept last night and you didn't realized na Saturday ngayon. Bihis ka na anak, and continue your sleep."

"Hahaha, sorry mom. Yea, you're right I guess. Sige po, tulog na po kayo. *isasarado na ang pinto*"

"Kashi, don't push yourself to hard ha? Watch out for your health!"

"Oh of course mom. You said it afterall."

"Good boy."

*smiles and sarado ng pinto* ang engot ko. Wala nga palang pasok ngayon. Ano ba 'yan kaka-isip ko kasi dun sa "NA ANG POGI MO" phrase. Aghhhhh! *punches the wall*

"Mr.Chard?! Ok lang po kayo? May narinig po akong kalabog eh." Sabi nung maid namin.

"Huh? I don't know what you're talkin' about. But I didn't heard something~"

"Ahh, s-sige po. Goodmorning po."

"Ge."

"Uhmm, bat ka po naka-uniform?!"

"Nag-cocosplay ako baket?! Di ba obvious?"

"Ahh, wala naman po."

"Get back to work!"