In Love With A Killer

Leaves?

You wake up to find your in.....a house.....made of leaves??........you stand up and do the first thing anyone would do.
"Peter pan! Lost boys! I'm in Neverland whoop whoop!!"......then you sit down and plug in your favourite song fallen leaves mainly because your bored and the song descripes what your little house is made from. You lay in the little leaf hut for about 15 minutes before you decide to go adventuring. You wrap your headphones around your phone and prepair to go your probably going to try and get straight home, hopefully that weirdo from last night is gone. Ha stupid idiot didn't even see me coming. You walk over to what you presume is a door and open it....as you do the entire "house" collapses around you.
"Shit." You say as your left standing in a pile of leaves outside of what looks like a mansion?
Holy shit you didn't know there was mansions in the woods, well other then your own but yours isn't really a mansion is just a big, empty, unwanted house. Your instantly curious about it and you waddle towards it at a steady pace, you take a peek through the window and see some hooded guys sitting down eating cheese cake. Just as you see it your stomach rumbles God damn your hungry, "Fuck it" you mumble as you knock politely at the door.
A few seconds after a tall man with no face answers the door you let out a high pitch shreak and hug him. You're extreamly happy right now because you're hugging one of your favourite Creepy-pasta's Slenderman, you take a deep breath stare at him before almost shouting at him. " OhMyFuckinGodILoveYouHolyShitYouAreMyBæ!" You look at him, you think he's looking at you he doesn't have a face you can't really tell. Then you hear a voice that you presume is his say "SMILE CHILD IS THIS THE HUMAN SLAVE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT KEEPING?"....you think quietly to yourself 'wait did he say slave, fuck no, fuuck no, you can fuck that shit right up the ass' you look at slender and scream "FUCK NO! I WOULD ONLY EVER BE A SLAVE FOR MY DARLING, JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM MAKES ME WANNA SWOON" your cheeks go red as you pull out a half naked picture of Eyeless Jack, you keep it in your bra for safe keepings he is you bæ....but your pretty sure Jane would kill you if she saw you holding a half naked picture of her boyfriend. Well you think they go out that's what the rumors say......you lituraly cry every time someone ships them ;n;............you sigh realising you're basically stuck here because running away from slender in the middle of slender woods is a complete waste of time, mainly because your slow as fuck and he can do his teleporty shit thing. Then again you're you and you are a complete and utter retard.