*Canada walks into the room*
*Alberta and Saskatchewan are sitting at a table with puffy red eyes*
Alberta: We know about *insert country here*
Canada: Oh, well, I guess you were bound to find out one day...
Canada: How do you feel about it?
*Saskatchewan smashes a plate*
Alberta: Oh just great! How do you think Mom (Ukraine) would feel about it?!
Canada: Well, she's not around in the day
Canada: I gotta find some way of keeping myself entertained
Alberta: ENTERTAINED?
*Saskatchewan smashes another plate*
Canada: Is it so bad that I have some fun?
Canada: I enjoy the time I spend with my girls
Alberta: GIRLS? PLURAL?
Saskatchewan smashes yet another plate*
Canada: What difference does it make if it's more than one?
Alberta: You maggot, how many?
Canada: Three at the moment, but ya know, the more the merrier!
Alberta: I think I'm gonna be sick
Alberta: Our dad has a secret double life...
Alberta: Sask, smash another plate...
*Sask goes for another plate but there's none*
Sask: Hold on
*Insert montage of Sask buying plates online*
Sask: *Opens the package and throws a plate to the floor*
*Plate floats to the floor*
Sask: Damn nab it I bought the paper ones.
YOU ARE READING
~Incorrect Quotes~ ~Countryhumans Edition~
HumorEdit: This book is VERY old, I made this back in 2021 when I was into the countryhumans fandom. This book is pretty much done so don't expect it to be updated. I'm just uploading it for nostalgia and shits and giggles. ┬┴┬┴┤･ω･)ﾉ├┬┴┬┴ Hi There! This...
